This is a satire. This is not how I really feel except for the part where I call people egomainiacs, that I mean. In the third paragraph the information is supposed to be backwards.

        People are egomaniacs who think everything is about them. But that’s the way we like it. The whole entire planet belongs to us and we can do what ever we want with it and its unhuman inhabitants. Animal Slaughtering, deforestation, and pollution are the bomb. I mean it is so much fun to do all this especially when everyone benefits from it.

        Animal slaughtering, go right ahead.  It’s completely the wolves fault for the major decrease in moose adn elk populations. They should know better than to kill the moose when we need to stuff them and put them in our living rooms. What Alaska is doing is awesome.  I wish I had come up the Alaskan Wolf Slaughter.  I love killing moose, not only do they make great trophies they are always defacing my property.  The day that that moose ran out of the forest, in to the street, and into my hummer; I was devastated. And Canada’s Infant Seal Hunt is amazing. It’s their fault that their pelts are do valuable; that’s why the baby seals are being killed. Who could care about these animals, all animals for that matter when a hummer could never be replaced?

        Deforestation, why not? Trees take up so much space. That cluster of trees they call Yellow Stone National Park is useless. We need the space to build more houses and industries, and we need the trees to make paper. So why is it there? The more trees we cut down the more oxygen there is. All we need is more living things, if you can even call trees living, soaking up all the carbon dioxide in the air. And if there weren’t any trees there would hardly be any animals. Everybody wins.

        Pollution, what a marvelous thing. Its proof that mankind is more superior, more intelligent.  If we hadn’t invented so many things there would be no Global Warming, who would want that. With the diteriation of the ozone layer we will be receiving major UV rays; you could have a tan all year long even in Antarctica. Pollution is every where and will stay in the air for ever. Always reminding people of the inventions that have been made. If it weren’t for cars and industries there would be no Global Warming. Then the polar bears and harp seals wouldn’t be dieing. And them dieing is proof that we have finally found the perfect way of transportation.

        In conclusion destroying the environment is the only way that man will be happy and survive. Killing animals is fun, enjoyable, rewarding, and when the animals are gone we will all have a better life ahead of us. Deforestation will give us all the space we need and will fill the whole world with an unlimited supply of oxygen.  Pollution is proof of mankind’s progression in technology, and is the only way that everyone in the world will be able to have a natural tan all year long. Like I said people are egomaniacs who own the whole entire planet.

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