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WHAT A SICK GUY
By Gerald J Tate
Tuesday, October 26, 2010

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Another silly story

This guy hires a prostitute, but he tells her that he's really a sick kinky bastard, but that he's willing to pay her $2000 for an hour.
"Why i've met  all sorts in my line of work, so what do you want me to do honey?"

So he takes her home and he strips and lies naked on the bed.
"I can't do it without the rain," he says.
"Well how do I get rain?" She asks.
"You must fill the watering can from the lawn and slowly sprinkle it over me."

So she gets the watering can and starts to pour it over him.
This goes on for a few minutes.
"It's no good, I need the thunder."
Now she getting pissed.

"Just how can I get you thunder mister?"
"You must stand on top of the dressing table and stomp your feet," he orders.
So she's up there stomping on the dressing table, (boom boom, boom boom), as she's leaning across with the watering can sprinkling him.

Another few minutes pass.
"No, it's just no good," he cries. "I need the lightning."
"Well now how in hell am I going to get lightning for you?" she angrily asks.
Now she's really pissed.

"You must lean across and flick the light switch on and off."
So she awkwardly leans across and flicks the light switch on and off, as she stomps her feet on the dressing table and sprinkles water over him. (Flash flash, boom boom, flash flash, boom boom).

After ten minutes her arms and legs are aching.
And now she's way beyond pissed.

"Look mister, when are going to screw me?" she shouts.

WHAT? IN THIS F---ING WEATHER.

Hee hee


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Reviewed by Sheila Roy 11/2/2010
Funny imagery. I can't imagine... lol:)
Sheila
Reviewed by Terry Rizzuti 10/27/2010
You really shouldn't do autobiography, Gerry, it's too revealing <grin>.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 10/27/2010
Giggle......toooo funny!

Anna


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