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ORGAN MEETING
By Gerald J Tate
Monday, October 15, 2007

Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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All the major organs in a body decide to have a meeting. One of them wants to be in charge, so they each put their case forward.

The brain starts off by telling everyone it does all the thinking, so it should naturally be in charge.

The blood complains and informs everyone that it circulates around the body and therefore it should be in charge.

Then the legs state that they transport the body everywhere, and that they should be in charge.

The stomach insists that it processe's the food and gives energy, so it should be in charge.

Then the eye's claims that they see where to go, and they should be in charge.

Suddenly the rectum shouts up. I remove all the waste from the body and I most certainly should be in charge.

The other organs fall about laughing at the rectum, and the rectum, in a huff and a rage, shuts down.

One week later,

The brain gets a headache

The blood becomes toxic

The legs become wobbly

The stomach becomes bloated

The eye's become watery

They all soon agreed the rectum should be in charge

So remember, the moral of this story is.

That in life, it's usually the asshole who ends up being in charge.


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Reviewed by Cleve Sylcox 10/16/2007
ROFLMAO....Great one Gerald...
Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill 10/15/2007
LOL, how true is that!
R~
Reviewed by D Johnson 10/15/2007
we all knew it would work out in the end...

thanks,
dan
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 10/15/2007
hah!!very funny!


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