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JOKE FROM IRELAND
By Gerald J Tate
Tuesday, December 18, 2007

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NOT SO STUPID

Old Paddy writes to his son Mick, who is serving a life sentence in an English jail, for murder.

Dear Mick, he writes.
I don't know how i'm going to turn the soil in the field over to plant the potatoes this month without you.
What with me bad back and all. You were always the man for that son. But next week I will take my shovel and try to do my best.

Six days later Paddy receives a letter from his son.

Dad, the letter starts.
Do NOT dig in the field. Thats where I buried all those bodies.

That same day five police vehicles accompanied by twenty soldiers pull up at Paddy's farm, all armed with shovels, and they start digging in the field. Ten hours later they find nothing and leave.

Paddy receives a letter from Mick two days later.

Dear Dad, it says.
That was the best I could do for you under the circumstances. Mick

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Reviewed by Terry Rizzuti 4/28/2008
Cute, keep 'em coming.
Reviewed by D Johnson 12/20/2007
Too funny, thanks for the humor, needed today.

Peace,
Dan
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 12/19/2007
so funny--thanks for the morning humor!
Reviewed by Cleve Sylcox 12/19/2007
HA! That was funny...


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