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HELIOS THE BUILDER
By Gerald J Tate
Sunday, March 16, 2008

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A tourist is walking around the harbour in Spain, when he hears someone crying.

He approaches the small distraught Spanish guy.

"Are you all right there friend?" He asks.

"Do you see all those house's and hotels over there?" The Spaniard says, pointing.

"Yes," answers the tourist.

I opened a building firm and employed everyone in the city, and built everyone of those buildings. I was known throughout the land as Helios the house builder."

Then he starts to cry again.

"But that's a great achievement. Why are you crying about that?"

"Do you see all those yaughts in the marina down there?" He says.

"Yes I see them," the tourist answers.

"I built a boat yard after that, and I employed everyone in the city. And I was known throughout the land as Helios the ship builder."

Then he cries again.

"But that's wonderful friend, and shows how great you are. But why are you still crying?"

"I shagged one sheep."

 

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Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 3/16/2008
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