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Nobody Warned Me!
By Kaz Greene
Thursday, September 06, 2007

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You never know what can happen with your friends.......

I just wanted to go for a ride
To have my ladies by my side
Blue and yellow transportation
In someone’s lap I took my station
All went well as we cruised on blue
Even my ladies had a smile or two
Then the smiles were replaced
With wide-eyed terror on each face!
No more squeals of delight!
Just waiting for another bounce to flight!
Then with one big swell
My feline brain screamed “Oh Hell!”
Is this the catnip or am I flying?
Oh where is the litter box? I think I’m dying!
Well, you don’t have to think
To know we ended up in the drink!
Our rescue came quick
But not quick enough
I wonder why they would only
Pick me up by the scruff?
I only wanted to put my claws
Around their throats
And tell them next time –
NO CATS IN THE BOATS !


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