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We Wonder, WHY ?
By Paul D Berube
Sunday, January 24, 2010

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I didn't write this and the author is unknown to me. Whether these reports are true or not, I don't know. But if they are, then I can certainly understand why America is in the mess it is.
May God have mercy on us all.

A D.C. airport ticket agent offers some examples of 'why' our country is in trouble!

1.  I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

2.  I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, 'I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts.'  Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained,  ' Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa.'  His response -- click.

3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package that did not have an ocean view. I replied, "That's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.  He replied, 'don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!' (OMG)

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife (Landra Reid) who asked, 'Is it possible to see England from Canada?'  I said, 'No.'  She said, 'But they look so close on the map.' (OMG, again!)

5. An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, 'I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.' (Aghhhh)

6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky)  called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.  I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, 'Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?' I said, 'No, why do you ask?'  He replied, 'Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!'  After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno, Ca. is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage..

8. A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, 'Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?'

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright (D) from Ala who asked, 'How do I know which plane to get on?'  
I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, 'I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.'

10. Senator Dianne Feinstein called and said, 'I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, FL. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?'  I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, FL on a commuter plane.   She said, 'Yeah, whatever, smarty!'

11. Mary Landrieu, La. Senator, called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China.  After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. 'Oh,  no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.'  I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, 'Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!'

12. A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, 'I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .'  I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, 'Are you sure that's the name of the town?'  'Yes, what flights do you have?' replied the man.  After some searching, I came back with, 'I'm sorry, sir, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino anywhere."  'The man retorted, 'Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!'  So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered,'You don't mean Buffalo, do you?'   The reply? 'Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.'

Now you know why the Government is in the shape that it's in!  Could anyone be this DUMB?

YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED.

No, I din't write them, I just offer them up for your consideration. Like manure, you just gotta spread it around. Have a great day and God bless. 

 

 

 


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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/25/2010
We really ARE in trouble. God help us all!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(
Reviewed by Felix Perry 1/24/2010
Well must admit made me smile this morning.
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