AuthorsDen.com   Join (free) | Login  

   Your Online Literary Community! 
 Signed Books - Tell a Friend!
 Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
Where Authors and Readers come together!
Visited by 1,400,000+ people monthly.

Signed Bookstore | Authors | Books | Stories | Articles | Poetry | Blogs | News | Events | Reviews | Videos | Success | Gold Members | Testimonials

Featured Authors:  Glen Lovelace, iMorgan Fitzsimons, iElaine Bunbury, iDr. Ronald Bissell, iHelen Ide, iPatrick McCormick, iKaren Gallo-Dunn, i

  Home > Humor > Stories
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     
Jeremy A Vaeni

   Become a Fan
   Contact author
   Books
   Articles
   Poetry
   News
   Stories
   Blog
   Messages


· 43 Titles
· 358 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with a friend
· Add to Favorites
·
Member Since: Jan, 2002

   newsletter

Subscribe to the Jeremy A Vaeni Newsletter. Enter your name and email below and click "sign me up!"
Name:
Email:
Bookmarks
Add this page to
your Bookmarks List
 
Jeremy A Vaeni, click here to update your web pages on AuthorsDen.com.



Popular
Humor Stories
1. Skunks and Dogs
2. Comic Strip 135 - New job
3. Something Hairy This Way Comes
4. Mrs.Claus Saves the Day
5. Nipple Piercing (the hard way)
6. Bubble Butt Bimbo
7. On Drinking And Barrooms
8. El Mexnophobia
9. I Truly Wonder if I was once a Megaladon
10. Sugar Ants


Featured Book
Sum of All Numbers
by Eugene Williams

History of Numbers from a Philosophical Perpective..  
Gold Member BookAds

Recent stories by Jeremy A Vaeni
A True Tale Out Of New Orleans - 9/20/2005
Ladies And Gentlemen: The Mayor & Governor of New Orleans - 9/8/2005
Make Way For Crazy! - 12/7/2004
Answers Are Not The Answer - 5/5/2004
When A Dream Is Just A Dream - 5/5/2004
Though Ball - 5/5/2004
Train Crazies and The Human Brain - 5/5/2004
Norm DePlume: The Lost Conversation - 5/5/2004
Nickelodeon: Behind The Curtain (part 1) - 5/5/2004
Nickelodeon: Behind The Curtain (part 2) - 5/5/2004
           >> View all 11


Share    Print  Save   Become a Fan


Why Anne Coulter Attacked The 9/11 Widows
By Jeremy A Vaeni
Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Rated "PG13" by the Author.

This is the story behind the story.

Oh, Anne Coulter said something cruel to sell a book? Yawn.

I'll bet the publicity campaign started like this:

PHONE: RING! RING! RING! (or in the event that it's a cell phone with personalized ringtone, "Annie are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? ... You've been hit by...You've been struck by...a smooth criminal")

ANNE: My time, your dime, what is it?

ROVE: Anne...it's me, Carl.

ANNE: Red rover, red rover, send Carly right over.

ROVE: God I hate when you do that.

ANNE: What is it now? You want me to anthrax Dan Rather? He's on his way out you know.

ROVE: No-no! Shut up and listen! You know that shitty book you've got coming out?

ANNE: Right. Hundreds of pages of inconsequential nonsense vomitted in the general direction of the dems. I know it well.

ROVE: Okay, good. Here's what we need: When you do the TV circuit, we need you to go out there and bash the 9/11 widows. Not all of them, just the ones who continue to make a stink about a coverup, blah-blah, accountability, yada-yada.

ANNE: How do I do that?

ROVE: Look, I don't care if you have to add a chapter to your fucking book, just do it! No one's gonna read it anyway, okay? You know that. People will buy it just to own it.

ANNE: True. My audience isn't really big on reading. But still...don't you think--

ROVE: I don't think and neither should you! Just do it! We're testing the waters here to see how far this thing can go. If we can plant in the collective the notion that the 9/11 widows are self-rightous bitches, we'll be one step closer to getting the public to not care about anything we do ever.

ANNE: That's perfect! Then when we steal the next 2 elections no one will make a peep--not even the radical, diabolical, malicious Left!

ROVE: One election.

ANNE: I'm sorry?

ROVE: There's only one election left. Long story. Look just do it. Slam them.Slam them HARD.

ANNE: Ooh, Carl, that kinda talk gets me hot.

ROVE: Anne, you know I don't swing that way.

PHONE: CLICK!




Want to review or comment on this short story?
Click here to login!


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!


Reviewed by Vagiqueen _ 7/29/2008
Dear Mr Jeremy A Vaeni,



Do u remember the yahoo-chat that we have had 4 years back. If not, click the following link:



http://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewShortStory.asp?AuthorID=6361&id=15010



I am back from the universe after more than 4 years. I cound not complete my promise of meeting u at 2.00 AM near the door of your bathroom. I was gone away from the galaxy and after 4 years I could make contact with you.



Till date U must gave got confidence about the existance of aliens by the stories of UFOs, Crop circles, Cow abductions etc.



Pl reply to conatct me and get real information about the life of aliens... as U are going to get this real information directly from the alien itself... thats me.. Vagiqueen!



Waiting for the reply.



Vagiqueen



Planet: Venus
Reviewed by E. Lucas-Taylor 6/22/2006
I wouldn't doubt for a NY minute that something like this happened.
ROFL

Love it!






Featured Book
Death Pact
by William Manchee

A young rich girl, Erica Fox, plots the seduction and compromise of the attorney appointed by her late father to be the trustee over her estate...  
Gold Member BookAds

Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Bookmark this page to your Favorites
Featured Authors
| New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us


Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.