The thrilling second and final email from "Anesthesia" to the Producers' Group at my favorite children's network, Nickelodeon. Legend--and fact--has it that this apology was ghost-written.
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Subject: APOLOGIES


To All:

I am sending this email to you with my sincerest apologies that I may have offended you in my email last week re: the rumors. As you may know, there was a (sic) unofficial producer’s (sic) meeting without management’s knowledge that had my name attached to it as the primary organizer. This of course was not true , yet the rumors contimued to the contrary.

Because of the serious nature of such a rumor, I felt that it was important for me to let the group know that I was not involved. In my email, I tried to balance the seriousness of the matter with humor, which I admit may have been misconstrue d as something more off-color than I had intended. I never intended to offend anyone, and have always been a great supporter of the producer’s group (sic), and will always continue to be.

If I have indeed offended you, I encourage you to come to talk to me about it if you feel comfortable doing so.

Once again, my sincerest apologies.

Peace.

[Anesthesia]