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Artificial Insemination........
By Tanya A.C. Vincent
Saturday, July 14, 2007

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The young Technician approaches......

The buck once noble, roamed the world
Breeding his does and doing good. His sons and daughters proud to say they had all come the natural way.
But now,alas, sad to relate,in deep disgrace and humble state;the buck is victim 'cross the nation of artificial insemination.

He sees on no doe , rings no belll; mere instrument his life is hell. His ego's gone , in shame he walks. He'ld much prefer to be an ox.

But hold, let nanny have her say!The young techinician comes her way;She likes his looks, so free and guile,His gentle touch and friendly smile.

No buck to bleat bawl and roar,to crush her frail form to the floor. Why be mauled like a block of wood ; when all she wants is motherhood?

Thus ponders nanny what the plan~ Be it the buck or nice young man....... with plastic tube and rubber glove Her answers prompt to hell with love!!
Brin gon the youth with the sterile tube,away wih the buck the clumsy rude. Let fools and jokesters sneer and laugh. All nanny wants is a well bred kid.

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