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The Jokester
By Michael G'Francisco
Sunday, July 29, 2007

Rated "G" by the Author.

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The one-gagster show


Once upon a time there lived a man in a small town with a coned hat that had a jingle bell on top.  This hip guy, wherever he went always had a quip to say: 

What has 72 teeth and holds back a raging monster? HeHe--a ZIPPER!
The screwing you get for the screwing you got is ALIMONY!
How the butcher went home after he dropped his cleaver.  HALF-COCKED!
Which of God's creatures has the shortest sex life?  A FROG--he hops on-hops off and then croaks.
GUDENTEIT--A virgin in Germany.
What does a man catch sometimes when he fishes in another man's pond?  The CRABS!
What do they call a girl who hasn't met her maker? A MAIDEN!
WEDDED BLISS is when your wife has a runny nose, bad breath, a torn dirty nightgown, sloppy hair, and you still kiss her.
ATTENTION!! V.D. WARNING!!  whore today and gon tomorrow.
What's no sooner spread--than done?  A QUICKIE!
DO YOU KNOW that if the Pilgrims had hunted bob-cats instead of turkeys, we'd all be eating PUSSY for Thanksgiving!
OOAAHHH --is the sound of a little bird about 2 inches long that lays a 6 inche square egg.
What is it called when you wife-swap with your ex-wife's husband?  XWIFEOGMY!
What's a thing that you should wash your hands after playing with it?  Your YO-YO!
What do they call a place where one man's filly can be another man's folly?  The KENTUCKY DERBY!

AND THAT'S THE STORY OF THE MERRY QUIPSTER.

Go softly into the night    mgf  

  
  

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