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Erstwhile Friends - Opus Five
By Rainbow Starburst
Monday, January 14, 2008

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Sitting On The Verandah At The Manor...July 10 2005...4:28 p.m.

I'm sitting here it is quite warm pondering this and that

I suppose right now I'm feeling not 3D but flat!

It seems that I am being ignored by two I thought were cool

They've not returned my calls since Friday where now is This Fool?

Well physically I'm sitting here as I said at the start

To sum it up I feel so happy that I could just f*rt!

I know that phrase and that's not it you probably know of it

It should be that I feel so happy that I could just sh*t!

And therein lies the problem my Energy they have zapped

It's seems I cannot summon the Energy evento have a cr*p!

Now there's thang wot I just wrote my Energy they have zapped

Can I allow that to occur? I will not take their CR*P!

Their cr*p is theirs it is not mine what do I want theirs for?

Believe me I have enough of my own why would I want some more?

Well OK if the cr*p is mine not really don't you know

I seem to get a lot of cr*p what seeds in me they sow!

Not only did I loose two keys one for the car and hood

Of my new convertible two bummers! Understood?

Big Ben came round to sort the house  at least he sorted that

But then he did give me some news that really left me flat!

They went to the birthday party of the Pedophile

The Bitch sang loves to him all I could do was smile!

T'was not a smile of gladness but what else could I do?

In front of ben the Insensitive Hulk I would not go boo-hoo!

And who was there to share my grief not two I thought were cool

And certainly not my 'best friend' again where now This Fool?

Once agin I say to you I'm sitting on the porch

It is still pretty bright out so I do not need a torch

Tomorrow to the locksmith to see about a key

I guess for now as most times I am still here with me!

Yeh! F'mucking Right! Whatever!

The story of the Heart Soul Death Break I suffered at the hands of The Bitch and the Pedophile along with some other tales of A Brit's Witty Look At Lost Love are in a New Book of mine.  Details can be found at




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