Arf! Arf!! ARF!!
Whoops! Sorry about that! You aren't Canine; I keep forgetting! Forgive me??
My name's Pikachu. I'm a Pug. A Pug with Personality. I have more Personality in my little body than most Humans do in their entire bodies--and they're way bigger than me!
I live with my Human Family in Conyers, Georgia. I have a Human Mommy (Carole), a Human Daddy (Mike), and three little Human Kids (Eric--8, Elissa--6, and the Littlest One, Elijah--2 1/2). I love my Humans very much, but the Little Human picks on me sometimes, and it makes me mad!
I don't have any Puppy or Kitty brothers or sisters; I do have some Puppy Cousins, though; I see them whenever the relatives come over (about once or twice a year). I miss them; I look at their pictures, and I wish they lived closer to me. (They live in Atlanta.)
I am a Pugnacious Pug. That is, I don't miss a trick. Everything and anything holds my interest, and my Humans say I am very smart. I can roll over, play dead, sit up, bark on command, fetch, hop on my hind Feet, and open the door for my Master (that's Eric; I'm his main Man--ah, er, Canine!).
I can also check my Pee Mail, play catch or any number of ball games, catch frisbees, and jump over things.
One of my favorite things is playing Pomeranian Bowling. You take a Pomeranian (a little furry dog not much bigger than me, they're noisy little Yappers!), run into him (or her) at full tilt, and just knock 'em over. The harder you hit a Pomeranian, the more points you score, and the better your Game. It's hilarious to knock over a Pomeranian, then watch 'em run off, yelpin' like a little Human Girl! LOL
There's a Pomeranian down the street who thinks he's hot stuff, and every time I see his ugly little foxy face leering at me, I want to knock the fur clean off his body! Then I bet he wouldn't think he's so tough!! GRRR!! Gad, how I HATE Pomeranians!!
They're nearly as bad as Cats, which are even worse, with their claws, short, pointed ears, whiskery things on their faces that jab you when they rub on you, and hissy noises!
I see a Cat, and I go butt crazy!! I go into "kill-the-kitty" mode, and my Humans have to do everything possible to keep me from committing a Kitty Murder!! YUCK, how I hate Kitties!!
Well, I gotta see if I got any Pee Mail today, so I'd best scoot outta here. I will write in here again, so take care! Bye for now!
~Pikachu the Pugnacious Pug. :) *ARF*