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My Cat Hates You.
By Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Friday, February 05, 2010

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A teenager lives with a schitzophrenic cat.

I swear my cat is bi-polar:  one minute, he's all lovey-dovey; the next, he's bouncin' off the walls in a mad tear.  Or he's hissing his displeasure (which seems to be all the time as of late).

It seems that the problems started when I started seeing Jackie (not her real name).  Ever since I met Jackie and brought her to my house, "Gizfreak" (my cat) has shown a very strong dislike towards her.  Every time she comes over, he's on pointe, on all four paws, claws out, back arched, mouth wide open in an angry hiss:  you get the picture:  typical Hallowe'en-cat pose.

I don't know why he hates Jackie, but he does.  I don't get the connection.  She's not bad looking, as far as girls go; she is, in fact, kinda cute, in a girly-sort of way.  Yet whenever G.F. sees her, he acts like a crazed maniac. 

I know eventually I am going to have to break the news to Jackie about the cat, but I'm sure she must have figured this out by now:  how my cat hates her.  I know it might upset her because she seems to be a cat fan. 

Maybe she has a big dog that she isn't telling me about, and he smells "dog" on her?? ...

I wish I could convince "Gizfreak" that Jackie isn't a bad person, but with a cat, it isn't that simple.  Cats are very good at choosing who they like (or, in this case, don't like); they are very good at expressing their joy (or disdain).  They don't beat around the bush when it comes to expressing their emotions.

Maybe I could dump Jackie and start a relationship with "Gizfreak?" 

Naaah.  Ain't gonna happen.  Besides, "Giz" is a boy cat, and people might think that I am ... well, you know ...  a "fairy" nice person?? 

NOT going there! 

In the meantime, I am going to have to convince "Gizfreak" that Jackie is a part of my life, and like it or not, he is going to have to get used to it.  Or convince Jackie that my cat is bi-polar.  Whichever comes first.  LOL


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Reviewed by 000 000 2/6/2010
Animals have a sense we will never understand. Maybe Giz has an allergy to something she wears, or is trying to warn you about something. Bi-polar kitty? LOL
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 2/6/2010
Just goes to show you can't have two women bosses in the same houshold. Patick
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 2/5/2010
A bipolar cat LOL! Loved this story thank you for sharing
In Christs Love
Michelle~
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 2/5/2010
That cute kitten can't hate nobody, but perhaps it has allergies against some humans? Purring seems to be needed here...

Georg

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/5/2010
Awwe, that bites. The cat hating the girlfriend. Guess could be worse: the girlfriend could hate the cat. Then you'd have two haters on your hands. LOL! Well done, Karen, and love that kitty pic. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman 2/5/2010
Cats, I don't know cats. The cats I've met I've said, "Hi!" to and they've generally ignored me. Not like a dog that'll come on over when a guy says, "Hi!" So other than enjoying, as I always do, your story, no advice from this knower of dogs but not so much a knower of cats.
Your friend in Southern California, Mark
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/5/2010
Start putting some catnip in Jackie's pockets, or sprinkle some in her hair - Works every time - Before you know it, Gizfreak will prefer her lap, to yours!

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