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Viking Claim (The MacLomain Series: Viking Ancestors, Book 2
by Sky Purington

A pact with the seers hangs in the balance when a ninth century Viking gives in to his heart to protect a modern day woman from a sworn, powerful enemy…his former wife...  
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original science fiction tale .
Gazoo is not my creation .

The penguin looked up and saw the round metallic shape object just fall in front of him, he could not believe it .There were spikes on the surface of the ball and two buttons red and green . He'd looked at it and it looked solid . Suddenly he'd heard a voice coming from the object .Where was that voice coming from, wasn't the penguin because he couldn't talk .

' Don't touch that,' a voice yell as the penguin wanted too touch one of the buttons there, looking around too see where the voice was coming from . Suddenly the penguin stood back as the object opened and there before the penguin ,who was already confuse , didn't know what to do. A small man, a tiny man all in green clothing,on a green helmet too ,the penguin couldn't talk , he used sign language after seeing humans enough .Then the green man looked confused as the penguin did .

' Can you talk ? ' asked the green man, the penguin sign no .The green man looked around saw the penguin and other white animals to around but the one thing the small green man was staring at was the snow, he had seen snow before in a human town called Bedrock but not like this .He'd too had been sent there as punishment too teach the people the difference bewtween wrong and right but in time he was able to leave .

' Where am I ? ' asking the little green man more too himself then too the penguin .The penguin pointed too a sign ,then the little green man shooked his head .He could not believe what the sign showed  it read : the North Pole .That was some trip this time he thought .

' Gazoo that dumb -dumb did it again .'


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