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He then had stood on the side of his ship called the Destrous as it was then now waiting on crew members and supply for the crew .He stood there wondering where the next port will be .' Yo ho ho and a cup of scotch for me,' sang Captain Small Jones he knew he then did not sing it right but he didn't care he was the Captain let them try and correct him .

' Don't you mean the  rum Captain,' said his First Mate and he knew that was wrong in correcting him . Then the  First Mate should had been Captain by now but Small Jones came aboard and lead a mutiny where the crew stood behind Jones and he had no choice but too.

' Never correct me again, now then First Mate your lucky you dont get five lashes but you can clean my cabin instead.' And then the  First Mate cringe at then the  thought no one ever went into Jones's cabin and came out whole again .Shrugging off what the Captain just said to him,the First Mate looked at the Captain .

' What is our next port then Captain ? ' asked then the  First Mate,the Captain turned and smiled at him, ' I'm feeling a bit frisky,set sail for the Port of Lovely and Lonely Ladies my favorite port,aarrrghh . PLLL.'

' Frisky,' laughed the First Mate as then the  Captain turned.But he then gave the order to set sail and sail straight and through let nothing stop them now .Those lovely ladies as he then had  called them better watch out for Small Jones he had a hunger for scotch as much as he had for women .  Antin then  he had had steered the Destrous like the Captain wanted but wish that someone would take this damn parrot off his shoulders .

' Get lost parrot you bother me I'm getting shoulder cramps .'

As then the  Destrous set sail the crew divided their time by their duties aboard ship and playing their favorite game hopscotch. The Captain was waiting his turned as Cootonwheel just missed the last square and the Captain then had thought that his crew was a bunch of  squares .

 After the Captain took his turn he won the game not missing a square and he turned to his First Mate,' This being frisky is a bit tiring let me tell you, take over First Mate ,and no too more snake puddings in my bed the last five were filling enough .'

' Frisky,' the First Mate said under his breath as he told Antin to keep steering for their next port and he laughed at the thought as Small Jones returned  to his cabin and laid down taking his nap. Suddenly he heard a sound but it was his roomate ,a mouse that Small Jones adopted as a pet . At least all it like was cheese .

' Somebody is walking the plank,' he said feeling his pillow ,pudding was there again, but no snake,this time it was a blowfish . But Jones knew it would not be easy to find who did this and why .

' Very funny .'

 After their last  port with the Lovely and Lonely Ladies Small Jones had to tell his crew somehow he was leaving and he knew mutiny would soon follow but it wouldn't be his concern .But he wasn't leaving it was just a test for his First Mate to see if he had what it took to be Captain because someday Jones would retire













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