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Almost Home
By Fritz Barnes
Tuesday, April 23, 2002
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"Damn," he said aloud, knowing there was no one to hear.
He calmly walked around the car, carefully checking each door.
No dice. Locked tight.
"OK," he said, now silently, "time to think. Think..."
He pulled the zipper of his windbreaker all the way to the top, and shivered.
How stupid, he thought, just a sweater and a windbreaker. It was early April and, as was his custom, he had underdressed, as if by doing so he could encourage the arrival of spring. But the nights could still be quite chilly this time of year, especially for one dressed as foolishly as he was.
Actually, he realized, he *did* have a heavier jacket with him...and he could *see* it, right there, on the back seat of his locked car. "Whole lotta good that will do me," he thought.
Disgusted with himself, he moved to the front of the car, where the engine was still idling and generating enough heat to prevent hypothermia, at least for a time.
Laying his body across the hood, he tried valiantly to keep his sense of humor and to keep his wits about him, and actually, enjoyed some measure of success. Things would work out; they always did.
He began to replay in his mind what he had been thinking when he passed that last gas station. The gas gauge showed just under a quarter of a tank. Furthermore, his own bladder gauge registered "Full" but he had been too stubborn to stop. Home in 20 minutes, he had told himself.
But barely ten minutes later, bladder aching, he had sought out a good place, on this deserted stretch of highway, to pull over and relieve himself.
His bladder was, now, about the *only* thing he felt good about. The car was locked tight, the temperature probably in the upper 30's.
He looked up and down the road. Not a car in sight. He studied the horizon looking for a hint of an oncoming headlight. Zip. Zilch. Nada.
"Holy crap...." he thought, exhaling slowly as the graveness of his situation began to settle in.
It was just past 5:00 am.
It did not take him long to realize that he had no real options. It was roughly ten miles to his mountain home, but the house would be empty and locked, no more accessible than his car was.
And ten miles, perhaps more, the other way, was the gas station, where this deserted road intersected with a six-lane highway that would certainly be waking up to a new rush hour.
But he would wait. The warmth of the car's engine would sustain him until someone came.
...
The car did not sputter for long, before it stopped running, having run itself dry.
The silence was striking, as was the darkness on this starless night, the headlights having given up not long after the pistons ceased their labor.
As his eyes adjusted to the darkness, he saw the streetlight, distant and dim, and he set off towards it, with a shiver and a nervous sigh.
It was further than he thought, and by the time he arrived there, his arthritic knees were screaming. And he knew, now, that he would not--could not--walk out of this crisis.
First he sat on the cold pavement, then on the damp ground, then he stood. The sitting seemed to suck the warmth right out of him; the standing was hard on his back and his knees.
"Stay warm, stay calm," he told himself, knowing full well he was losing both battles rapidly.
A few long minutes later, looking desperately into the starless sky, looking for a miracle, all he found was the startling sting of cold raindrops on his face...
....
They found him curled up like a baby, lying on the stones next to his car. He had found the only available source of heat for miles, they realized, the warmth from the stalled engine, although on a chilly night like this, it wouldn't have lasted long. They found his wallet in his back pocket, with several credit cards, unused the night before, bearing his name. In his front pocket, amidst the change and receipts from a long day's drive, was the spare key to his car...
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(c)Fritz Barnes, 1999
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| Reviewed by Connie Faust |
12/1/2009 |
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I don't know if you're still checking in after all the blank space in your den, but I determined to review at least one time for every one of my trackers. Sooo, I liked the surprise ending, except of course, that it was so sad. (Glad I always had Bill to call for rescue when I locked the keys in the car.)
At a Writers' Workshop I attended, one editor admitted she looks for the surprise in a story. Otherwise, she just isn't interested. She would probably love this one.
I hope you are well and that you come back and resume writing before too long.
Connie |
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| Reviewed by Lisa Young |
7/25/2003 |
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| NO! He did not have a key in his pocket! Tell me he didn't! This story is something we can all relate to- being locked out and exposed to the elements- with a not so happy ending. Enjoyable read with wonderful description. Lisa |
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| Reviewed by yazz |
5/28/2003 |
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Ok, this story is CREATIVE and COLORFUL and remarkably DESCRIPTIVE. But I really think that those "jack-in-the-boxes" doesn't work for every story. Him having a spare key in his pocket is so unusual that it JUST DOESN'T fit the ending. People carry extra cash, extra credit cards, extra gum or guns, but NOT SPARE KEYS.
How about that the spare key fell beside him from it's hiding box on the front bumper? I don't know any people that carry spare keys in their pockets, but hiding it in a magnet box on the car-under the bumper, YES.
Other than that, I liked it! |
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| Reviewed by Tova Gabrielle |
6/29/2002 |
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This story leaves me asking, "Why?" Why this particular ending?
Is the author's point that this reality is simply uncompromising ?
This story contradicts my own experiences that tell me when things lookk hopeless, some amazing resources seem to surface: bringing to mind the times when I was able to walk ten miles in a blizzard with holes in my boots and somehow made it intact
Or the times I shouldn't have logically survived, yet miraculously did
I particularly liked :
underdressed, as if by doing so he could encourage the arrival of springFurthermore, his own bladder gauge registered "Full" but he had been too stubborn to stop. Home in 20 minutes, he had told himself.
startling sting of cold raindrops on his face...
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| Reviewed by Kyle Smith |
6/24/2002 |
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| When I look around me at the kind of people there are in the world, I realize that some people really are too stupid to think of breaking the window. Great story. |
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| Reviewed by MaryAnna Clemons |
6/19/2002 |
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From a person who has struggled to climb through a window when she was locked out of her house only to find her house key in her pants the next day, I believed it !
Good story. |
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| Reviewed by Sara Penrod |
5/2/2002 |
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| Nice writing overall. I agree with several other people...why didn't he break the window? Or pick the lock? But I suppose that I could deal with his stupidity. My big problem was the ending, where they find the spare key in his pocket. A story should not depend on a surprise ending. It should be effective as a sum of all its parts, not just one part. |
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| Reviewed by Wendi Cali |
4/25/2002 |
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| First, this story reminds me of last November when I went to Sedona, Arizona to meet with an illustrator and a friend from an online journal workshop. During one afternoon, my husband at the time decided he wanted to drive up to Pike's Peak, a tiny little town tucked on the top of a mountain. My jacket lay in the back seat of the car when we set out for our sight seeing adventure. As the sun set, we decided to drive down the mountain before it got dark - but wouldn't ya know the keys to the rental car were INSIDE the rental car! It took more than two hours to get a locksmith to the top of the mountain to pop the lock - and by that time, we were FREEZING! I never saw the ending of this story coming, which means that in my opinion, you did a fantastic job of presenting the set up without giving away too many details. Who would have thought his spare key would have been right there in his pocket? I liked this story! |
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| Reviewed by Peter Benson |
4/23/2002 |
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| Good story idea. |
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| Reviewed by Lorrieann Russell |
4/23/2002 |
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Ouch! Boy this poor fellow should be the poster child for "Bad Luck". I suppose he could have broken the window, but with his luck he would cut his wrist and bleed to death! The mind does not work well in panic mode, so I find it believable that he would forget the key.
Bottom line, I was feelin for the guy, and that makes it a good read.
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| Reviewed by Clint Gaige |
4/23/2002 |
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| Good story...I like the key, but why didn't he just break a window? This guy is a sure-fire winner of a Darwin Award! Its a little hard to believe from a pure stupidity point of view, but well written. |
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