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Howling Wolf Prosperity
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Thursday, January 16, 2014

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"He who dies with the most toys wins." Malcolm Forbes


Prosperity thinking, promising supernatural prosperity and supernatural abundance: Go to broadcast politicking evangelism czarship school, take over the map and network, network, network, network, becoming a CZAR, A RUTHLESS CORPORATE EVANGELIST POLITICIAN. Identify, crush, imprison and kill all opposition, soak the rich for money and lie about how you got it all. Legislate and regulate and tax the dickens out of every potentially useful societal and innovative enterprise that comes down the pike; then whatever survives, usurp them and nationalize them, not failing to take credit for the winners. You will rewrite history and see supernatural prosperity, supernatural debt cancellation, and the complete vanquishing of all your enemies, who will run away yelping like scalded dogs. Sweet.

(tv playing)   


Glory! We have only got 10 minutes, so I am going to take another run at your hearts, minds, pocketbooks, wallets, and VISA cards. I promise to lay my hands on all your prayers (and checks). It has truly been a blessing for me. I work here, I know what’s happening, no matter what the Devil says...Shh, (snort), quit laughing, stop it, hush it y’all. (solemn music starts playing) I sense the anointing in the air. Amen! Isn’t it high time you became part of us?



Poured the whiskey in the glass, drank the whiskey and fell down on my knees. The Tennessee whiskey vision; in the heat of night that that old Jack Daniels got a hold of me. Now I’ve seen the light, My old friends say I’ve changed, Now that I seen the light, I’ll be cashing your checks and your finances rearrange, and now that I’ve seen the light, I pledge to have another drink, gonna drink it down slow, ahnnnd at the end of the day, slow down my rate of radioactive decay!       







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Reviewed by Budd Nelson 1/16/2014
very readable and enjoyed
Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks 1/16/2014
witty, hilarious and full of serious fun. Great Starman.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 1/16/2014
I'm not sure what to make of this. Reads a bit like a drunk evangelist ranting and raving.


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