The Sunday Story
One guy came home to his lovely wife and said:
"My dear wife, you know how much I love you", his wife answered:
"Yea, Yea, I know", but the guy continued,
"If a told you, I won the lottery, what would you say?
"I would take half and run away from here".
"OK" answered the husband,
let us sign a document, that you will take the half".
The lady answered:
"Ok with me, but I would add as I said,
I will run away from here".
The husband eagerly drafted the piece of paper,
and signed it; the lady signed it too.
The husband showed her the lottery ticket with the winning numbers. She said:
"But there are only 2 numbers!
"We only won $4". The husband:
"Yes, here is your part of $2 and get the hell out of here, as you wanted and signed.
The husband was so happy but the lady said: "Not so fast,
I signed 'W Y' and my name". The husband was so amazed, he said
"What does this mean?", she answered "W Y means With You"