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Tweet-O'rama
By Lonnie Hicks
Posted: Thursday, January 19, 2012
Last edited: Friday, June 22, 2012
This short story is rated "G" by the Author.

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"Don't tell the truth if it will be used to murder somebody else."

"Gossip is the true root of all human language."

"Shopping styles: Men hunt the single item and want to get out of the store, women graze, linger and gather."

"The idea that electrons, in quantum physics, can be in two places at the same time is an idea invented by a creeper."

"You can't go home if you never go back."

"Breathing is essential to a healthy brain. Don't bate that breath."

"As a young man all I wanted was someone to take responsibility for all of my faults. I am older now and don't do that, but I am unhappier."

"The great artist is willing to jump off the artistic ledge and enjoy the ride down smiling even if unsure as to how the landing will go."

"Failure is the inability to handle success."

"Feelings are much like waves, we can't stop them from coming but we can choose which one to surf." ~Jonatan Mårtensson.

"The biggest mistake people make is always think about what they want to do without thinking about the reaction of others to what they do."

"To musicians: "The human heart has a beat."

"In a book, the chief talent of the great authors is the ability to tell a character's truth that the author does not agree with."

"You don't need sex to have a good book but sometimes it is that that book will never have children or sequels."

"The best books are those that allow the reader's imagination to complete critical passages."

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Two kinds of people: Those who think they are always right, and those who thing they are always wrong. Neither is true ."

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 2/13/2012

More like truth-o'rama. Lots of fun ones, but I like...

"Shopping styles: Men hunt the single item and want to get out of the store, women graze, linger and gather."

Evolution...men are no longer hunter gatherers. Patrick

Reviewed by Janna Hill 1/20/2012

Thes are good Lonnie.
:) Janna

Reviewed by J Howard 1/19/2012

so many truths....and let's see i now have it confirmed ...i am not boring...only hope someone isn't grabbing for the remote and..i do not like adventure...LOL thanks for it all!

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