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From The High Council Of Social Order.
By Jennifer Holly MacDonald
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Not rated by the Author.
Rules That Must Be Upheld.
(It's just a spoof on society but sometimes it's serious. Note the sarcasm.)
You must all take your place in this sacred order. It is the way of this Earth and society.
Let us discuss the roles of the female.
Woman should be happy they have more than one choice. What do you want to be? Sex Goddess? Slut? Mother? Or Wife. Or a combination. It’s only acceptable to mix Mother and wife into the same lifestyle but many women have tried other alternatives usually with little success.
We have recently added one more role to the vast repertoire of feminine roles in today’s big picture. Diva. That one is the one where you get to believe that your role in society actually has some kind of meaning that gives you the right to feel that your better than everyone else and it is the job of everyone to cater to that. Everyone else knows the real deal but who cares, they’ll placate you because you don’t get to make this choice unless you let others cash in on your willingness to be in the spotlight all the time no matter what. This mixes well with anything sexual as your role is still to be somewhat sexually exciting to all people all the time. Oh and be prepared, many of these people will shower you with praise and gifts as long as you uphold their image of you. If you let that go then they will burn you down. They will actually take some form of joy in hurting you. Small price to pay for such a big role.
The wife and mother roles work well together because of the devotion involved but you have to give up any sort of adult fun, humour and sexuality that is not directed to please your husband and /or children. Above all else you must be absolutely devoted to pleasing first your husband and then your kids unless you are one of the unlucky ones that joined up with a jerk. You are now allowed to make the decision whether or not to honour your devotion to your jerk husband but you must and can never go back once you have sold your soul to your children. Please remember only Mothers are required to sell their souls to their children your husband is not liable under any sort of contract. Wives and Mothers are the pillars of feminine society and must take the roles of quiet builders. The expectations are very high and the tangible rewards very little but the solace is that you will be enlightened when you look at the smiling faces of your loving family, that should be enough of a reward for you to endure any pain and suffering related to the role of wife and mother. Remember due to the intense role of wife and mother you will be called to forget what inspires you as an individual. Most men cannot be expected to find such a state attractive so you must accept that at some certain point your man is free to partake in the beauty and pleasure of those other women that have chosen life roles as either sex goddesses or sluts. Please do not panic, he will still look to you for strength and stability just be happy he doesn’t expect you to be everything for him.
If you are a sex goddess or slut then changing roles will be most difficult. We don’t recommend that you try to mix up the roles of sex goddess and wife, Slut and Mother etc. Life is not good to those women that mess with this system. Any of these roles will give you the grand illusion of power but don’t be fooled, there are very few women that go beyond these roles and claim actual leadership and authority in their own lives and more importantly in society. The odds are very much against those that buck the system.
These roles do not apply to men in any way and must never be attempted by any man at any time. There has been some misunderstandings about the nature of these roles but we have put in place a media, that if followed carefully can right any wrong about what is expected of both genders. Please adjust yourselves accordingly.
There is nothing more honourable in being a woman than to be a sexual icon for femininity. Marilyn Monroe will go down in history for nothing more than being a funny, quirky, cute, little sex toy. No woman shall share her exalted status, she is the role model for all important woman that come after her. Sharon Stone, Pamela Anderson, Brittany Spears, Madonna, we could go on as many women chose to pattern their lives in their image. All others will eventually be forgotten save a few rebels. Monroe is indeed the embodiment of real feminine self worth. And every woman with any motivation can stake their claim on the legacy she left behind as long as they are willing to sell themselves to an extreme degree. Small price to pay for the love, attention and admiration of everyone around you. What’s a month in terrible pain from breast enhancements when the long term benefits are so profound? What woman has any excuse these days to be less than a sexual guru with every man’s sexual interests as the focal point of existence? We have so many tools at our disposal. It is your purpose, should you choose it, to fulfill this role.
We have been lenient in many of the rules that go with these roles but things are getting out of hand. Many women are trying to branch out into fatal combinations of current acceptable roles or are trying to take over roles that are not meant for their use. Also, we are seeing more women trying to pass off their roles to the men in their lives. Such deviant behavior will and must be punished by what we call natural consequences. This can be seen in the vast number of women that are suffering from mental illnesses such as depression and chronic fatigue. Do as we say, follow the rules and you will once again be well and happy.
Again, we have made following these rules clear and simple by providing accurate examples of each role for each gender in your current media.
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|Reviewed by Jennifer Butler
|I do not understand. Real sex is a genuine part of becoming a mother. It involves intimacy, devotion, closeness, desire, receiving, giving, love. I think anything other than sex within a marriage that most likely produces children must be an inferior form of barbaric behavior that leaves the soul empty and bitter.|
|Reviewed by Barbara Terry
|OH yeah! You know what you can do with your rules buster! Jenn this is a very good parody on what society expects of women. Why do I want to join those ranks? Because I am woman, hear me roar, and I will roar from one end of this world to the other. "You can bend but never break me, cause it only serves to make me more determined to achieve my final goal, and I've come back even stronger, not a novice any longer, cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul. Oh yes I am wise, but it's wisdom born of pain, yes I've paid the prive, but look how much I've gained, I am strong, I am invincible,
I am woman."(Helen Reddy,Capitol Records 3350, 1972), so the rules no longer apply cause we burned our bras, and we dared make a statement, and buster that is how it stands.How'sthat for sarcasm to the domineering male, sexist, egotistical society in which women come in second? If it wasn't for women, men would have no children to carry on their family name, they would have no one to love but themselves, they would have no one to pick on except fight with themselves. Thnx Jenn I just needed to get that out. May the Lord be with you always, and at your side constantly. With much love, peace, & (((HUGS))), Barbie
"If I have to...Then I may as well be."