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A REAL Friendship Wish
By Tinka Boukes
Friday, March 25, 2005

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This one has been around in several forms. I did not write this.....Okay....someone ELSE did!!

But, in the event that you've not seen it,

We....Yeah You and I ;p... present:


Subject: A REAL Friendship Wish

I am sick and tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound so goodie-goodie, but never actually come close to reality! Well, here area series of promises that really address what true friendship is all

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.  After all, if you hate them, then so do I!  We'll hate them together. 


2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge the candy that's choking you.
Once it's cleared & you feel better, I'll treat you to a hot fudge sundae with whipped creme and a cherry on top, down at the beach 


3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.  And it was good...

4. When you are scared - I will tease you about it, unmercifully, every chance I get.  And rent the movie "Psycho," just to calm your nerves, while we eat buttered popcorn & drink coke...You, of course, will already have the chocolate ready... 


5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, tell you to quit whining like a boo-hooing crybaby & askyou where your self-respect is! 


6. When you are confused - I will use little words. And try very hard not to laugh too loudly...  


 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.I don't
want whatever you have. 


8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.  Then I will help you up...& take you shopping at the dollar store...

This is my oath; I pledge it till the end.
"Why?" you may ask.


Because you are my friend.  Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of five and two of them aren't speaking to you right now,anyway. 

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will helpyou move the body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...  


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Reviewed by Walt Hardester 7/8/2007
And don't forget the difference between a friend and a "real" friend
A friend will bail you out of jail after a bar fight..
A real friend will be there beside you saying "Wow, some fun eh?"
"One good friend is worth a thousand relatives.".....Mark Twain

Reviewed by Linda Wells 1/9/2007
I absolutely LOVVVVVEEEE this little crazy poem!!!!!!!! The music reminds me of the 60's, doing the waa tusie and dancin' all night long, and sitting up late with my girlfriends and teasing each others hair. This has brought a smile to me this morning and lots of good feelings. This is what real friendship is about!! TOo cute!

Linda Wells
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge 11/7/2006
Oh my God that funny!!!!!!!!!!
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi 7/21/2006
Lol, I also sometimes can't stand those sissy friendship poems now this one is real! Lol! The cute kitties are a hoot! Lol.

God bless, Tinka!

Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G 5/7/2005
Alright Tink-- YOUr out... and NOw-STay out... this is so cuuuuuuuuuute,and Uplifting.. love your music with it. The kitties are a riot....Thank YOU... Lady,Sheee
Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very 3/26/2005
Tinka I love this!!!. Perfect Freiendship!! My kinda friendship!!.
I've got the lime glad to know you've got the shovel, will be calling really soon.
Don't tie up the phone line. (C:)
Thanks Tinka. I Love it!
Love Tracey (C:)
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 3/26/2005
Tinka this is a hoot....

Easter blessings to you and yours, Carole
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain 3/26/2005

Absolute humor here - still chuckling my friend ... first-rate literary write!! Bravo!!

Best wishes,

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/26/2005
If I ever need a friend with a shovel, you will be the first one I call, Tinky!
Reviewed by M. B. 3/25/2005
Oh Tinka, this was terrific! Had me howling. Thank you for the laughs.

~ Mari
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/25/2005
well, now...this is too cute, tinks; the pic is adorable, and your sense of humor is really something! i love it! well done! thanks for my grins today! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in america, karen lynn in texas. :D
Reviewed by Walter Jones 3/25/2005
Bring one shovel, two hot fudge, a smile, and will play in the sand, after the burial, best day..Walt

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