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I'm gonna hand cup you!
By Mary Lynn Plaisance
Sunday, July 15, 2007

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You're under arrest!!

You're Under Arrest


I bought my last grandson who is 6, a toy police set of hand cuffs, a whistle, and in the small kit were two badges. NO GUN.

He got really into arresting all of his stuffed animals. He said he had to PRETEND they were bad, because I told him I won't tolerate any BAD stuffed animals in my house......SO....... I hear him yell to his BIG Brown Bear,

OKAY----- I have to under arrest you, and then, I'm gonna put these hand cups on behave."

I'm still laughing.........I told him it's hand CUFFS.....and he says he said that.......and he will UNDER arrest ALL of the stuffed animals...  *LOL****

I LOVE what KIDS say!

Mary Lynn Plaisance
Mama of the Cajun Fairies~




He's another reason I'm not online as much.  *lol*
BUT, it's fine with me. I love him!

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Reviewed by Jill Carpenter 9/5/2007
Mary Lynn, I've always said that if Life were a cake, grandchildren would be the frosting!

I haven't been able to spend much time on AD over the last few months, so I zoomed over here this evening to see what's new with you. I enjoy reading your wonderful stories. There's always something to make me smile.

Your grandson is very fortunate to have such a joyful and entertaining Grandmama.
Smiles to you from Way Out West!
Jill C
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 8/9/2007
A delightful ancecdote, Mary Lynn. Thank you for sharing it. Love and best wishes to you,

Reviewed by Mary Coe 8/9/2007
That was very cute. My grandson name is Dwight Coe, when he was two years old. he always said, my name is Dwight Toe. When he wanted a cup cake, he would ask for a "tup take" You brought back memories. Lol! Thanks for sharing. Very cute picture.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 7/17/2007
Oh this is cute!!

Thanks for sharing!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 7/16/2007
chuckle. we still say ska-betty at our house due to sister judy
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 7/16/2007
Kids are precious, aren't they? Adorable story, Mary Lynn; thoroughly enjoyed! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Louisa Middleton-Blake 7/16/2007
I love that. It's really great! Kids can come up with some pretty funny things at times, and at others, they can also let you down!
Reviewed by Miller Caldwell 7/16/2007
Great fun.

I absolutely laughed till my ribbs shook. celebrate the tender words of the young as they try to comprehend the big worls around the, Out of the mouths of babes....

PS if you check my site you will find two similar ones for the elderly!

Hand in Glove by Paddy Bostock

Never judge a zebra by its stripes.....  
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