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I Want to Live My Life Backwards
By Mary Lynn Plaisance
Thursday, January 31, 2008

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I'll start out dead..*lol*

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I want to live my next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

**Author Unknown**
Could have been Meg Ryan,
but she faked it.*</:O)

I love this-*LOL*
 

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Reviewed by gwen macpherson 1/19/2009
i saw a play like this once... it was good... i think this would be awesome
Reviewed by Karlene Hunt 2/29/2008
LOL! I REALLY DIG THIS WHAT A WAY TO GO...HA HA HAHA
Reviewed by Chrissy McVay 2/27/2008
I hear that!

Chrissy
Reviewed by Mary Coe 2/24/2008
Now, that was brilliant writing. I got a good laugh. Guess none of us want to live our life backwards.
Reviewed by Angeline waniha 2/20/2008
ha ha ha haaaaaaa
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/1/2008
LOL too hard to review--thanks for my morning giggles! LOVE IT! And you!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/1/2008
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay....still, funny write, chere'; thanks for the laughs! LOL Very well penned; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Loved the part about being kicked out of the nursing home because of good health. Too funny! LOLOLOLOLOLOL~~




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