July 13 2005...8:37 p.m.
Sitting in my car, Southington Cinema, CT
I'm sitting in my car right now, waiting for to see
A movie re-make of a film guess what the film's to be?
War of the Worlds now ain't that cute the irony is you see
I'm in a war of sorts myself a war twixt them and me
I really don't know what I did to cause this mighty rift
At least it seems I can say now, 'I'm so happy I could sh*t!'
No word from two as man and wife no word from f'mucked up kid
No word from one named for a tree seems all do blame this yid!
For what? I'm f'mucked if I do know now is this what I see
It seems they cannot handle my hospitality!
I think that it was mentioned once they cannot reach my style
So they retreat it scares them so and then they run a mile!
And yet again I'm on my own here in the USA
I don't think I can say, 'Whoopee, or hip, hip, hip hooray!'
I've got to make it so I will what else is there to do?
And here I sit this scribbling hack this lonely Wandering Jew
S'funny, Lee Marvin's...Dooby Dooby Doo... I was born under a wandering star.... just boogied across my mind! Oh cool! At least I still got one! A mind that is!
WHOOPEEEEE AND HIP, HIP HOORAY mE GOt A mINd! Cooooooooooooool!!!
deatails on my new book:
Battle-Scarred Heart - A Brit's Witty Look At Lost Love
can be found at