July 26 2005..Niantic Beach 2:05 p.m.
Today it was my day off and I went for a drive
I was going to Niantic in the oceon I would dive
But on the way I heard a noise a jingle jangling
I wondered what the mc'fluck it was more bad luck this would bring
But I didn't panic I just slowed down and drove on
Trying to find an exit but where's the bloody exit gone?
At last I found an exit I'll find somewhere to stop
But the road went on and on and on and on and on!
I fianlly say a 'gas' sign at last why bloody hell
How come this was an exit so bloody f'mucking long?
I pulled into the station Triple A that's who I'll call
A Pakistani in there said, 'There's Mike just up the road!'
So I slowly drove on mnow the noise was very loud
I wondered what the hell it was I could have drawn a crowd!
I had new brakes a while ago and guess what they forgot?
They didn't put the pins in so the brakes would not fall off!
I must admit the air was blue with words from out my mouth
They could have f'mucking killed me as I was heading south!
Another Mike put new pins in, that exit was how long?
The longest in Connecticut it went for 3 miles strong!
And then this Mike he fixed it temporarily
he said, 'Why don't you hit the beach? Good thinking Mile I will!
So here I am on this fair beach and I have had a swim
So thanks to those who smiled on me it didn't turn out grim!