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Bill's Journal (April 20, 2008): I Hung The Bus! :)
By Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Sunday, April 20, 2008

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Bill Sandusky got into an unexpected situation that involved their bus while going out to eat after church. As you can imagine, he's pretty embarrassed about it, and his family won't let him live it down, much to his dismay.

Sunday, April 20, 2008, 4:00 p.m., D.S.T., Nashville, TN~

Dear Journal~

Just got home not even fifteen minutes ago; we are going to have to hoof it if we want to make it to tonight's services at church.

We would have been home by three; seems I had a bit of an accident with our bus while we were trying to leave Fire Mountain.  I was the one driving.  Entirely my fault; there's nobody to blame but myself.

Somehow I hung the bus on the curb where you exit the restaurant.  Misjudged, I guess.  Ran over the darn thing; hung the bus.  When I tried to move, I couldn't; kept digging myself in deeper.  Only thing I succeeded in doing was spinning the wheels, slinging mud/dirt/grass all over the parking lot.


I knew we were stuck, but good.  Louie kept asking me what happened; I kept telling her, "I don't know!"  We knew we were going to have to get some help in order to get us out of there.

The kids were wondering what was going on.  The little ones started crying.  The older ones started laughing or seeing if they could be of help.  I told them to stay on the bus; they couldn't help me in this situation. 

Louie wasn't helping any:  she started laughing too when she saw the potential for hilarity in this situation.  Her numbskull husband hung the bus on the curb; there was no way we could get off the curb without a.) a miracle or b.) expert help, in the guise of AAA or a towing service.

I had the wife and kids go back into Fire Mountain while I figured out what to do next.  I knew this was beyond my expertise.  I had buried the wheel halfway into the sod; I was stuck like chuck.

For over a half hour I waited for the towing service.  I was wondering if they were even going to show up; if they did I was wondering if they could get us out of the hole I'd managed to dig. 

I was also wondering if we'd be able to make it to church tonight in time for the evening service.

By now there were many people standing around the parking lot, wondering what on earth had happened.  Some were even taking pictures.  Great! I remember thinking, if this ends up in the newspaper, I'd be famous (for all the wrong reasons).

Somehow I expected CNN or the Today show to show up unannounced.  Let's get an interview with this idiot who managed to underestimate his turn and managed to get the bus he was driving stuck on a good sized curb while trying to exit a local eating establishment.

I could see it all now.

About forty five minutes after I'd called, the AAA crew showed up.  Was I ever glad to see them!!  They didn't say anything (much); they just hooked their lines to the bus, got into their vehicle, and eventually towed it off of the curb. 

No damage to the bus, thank the Lord (I'm surprised!!), but the parking lot sure has a nice scraped up area.  Yup.  Did it good!

Now we're home, and the family is still giving me grief.  All they have to do is look at me before they start bustin' a gut laughing.  Make me feel more like an idiot.  Where's the family support when you need it the most?? GEEZ!!

Needless to say, I may have to look into hiring a bus driver to drive us around from now on.  Might save me on gas.

Not to mention, the bus itself.  D'oh!!

~Bill Sandusky, idjit. :P



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Reviewed by Cryssa C 4/25/2008
hee, hee, hee...
We all have those moments!
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 4/21/2008
Bill, you aren't the only one, it happened to us all, in the mud, snow, iced upgoing slopes, and just miscalculating that curb swing around and giving the vehicle a good shake and the passengers a mighty jolt...

Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 4/20/2008
That had me in stitches! Wonderful!

Mary, the desertrat
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 4/20/2008
Ugh sounds like a situation I would find myself in, keep these coming, and be blessed in the writing
God Bless
Reviewed by Felix Perry 4/20/2008
Amusing write and one that shows the human side of Bill as he has the ability to be humble but also share in the laughter at his expense.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/20/2008
Laughing too hard to review - that's rich!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :D

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