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Inventory
By Tom Hyland
Posted: Friday, May 09, 2008
Last edited: Friday, May 09, 2008
This short story is rated "G" by the Author.

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"WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!"

WE THE PEOPLE = LOUSY STEWARDS!

TIME - TALENT - TREASURY - ALL WASTED!



ED -

Let's see if we have the proper inventory:

GREEDY CORPORATIONS - CHECK!
LYING CROOKED POLITICIANS - CHECK!
PROPAGANDIZED MEDIA - CHECK!
INSURANCE COMPANYS' DELAYING TACTICS - CHECK!
NAZI CHEMICAL MANUFACTURERS - CHECK!
POISONOUS PHARMACEUTICALS - CHECK!
CONTROLLED INSIDER STOCK EXCHANGES - CHECK!
GOUGING OIL & GAS PRICES - CHECK!
ESCALATING GRAIN & FOOD PRICES - CHECK!
LYING PRESIDENTS (PLURAL) - CHECK!
OBESITY EPIDEMIC - CHECK!
DIABETES EPIDEMIC - CHECK!
OVER-CROWDED PRISONS - CHECK!
UN-CURED MALADIES - CANCER/AIDS - CHECK!
POLLUTION EVERYWHERE - CHECK!
PENDING WATER & FOOD SHORTAGES - CHECK!
GLOBAL WARMING - CHECK!
PORNOGRAPHY RAMPANT - CHECK!
MULTIPLE ENDANGERED SPECIES - CHECK!
BANNING OF GOD - CHECK!
EROSION OF CONSTITUTION - CHECK!

GEE - THAT'S ONLY 21 CHECKS ---
AND THEY ARE ALL BOUNCING!

WHAT HAPPENED TO - BALANCES?

AND ALL THE STINKING, FILTHY RICH FAT-CATS ARE CRYING - ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK!

WHAT A LEGACY!

PEACE - TOM


 

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Reviewed by Lois Christensen 6/20/2008
Could not find the ego trip short story, read this inventory instead. Find it to be true and you covered much.
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 5/11/2008
Bravo. Liz
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 5/9/2008
the BALANCES just may be in the hands of the PEOPLE! Don't waste driving-time or use/buy gas-guzzlers = saving gas = gas prices down; turn down thermostats in Winter and turn UP in Summer = lowering utilitiy bills = using less energy; call for and vote for stricter laws and punishments for the pornographer/child abuser, and add Parents watchin and caring what their children are doing on their 'puters = safer children = playing outdoors and not becoming obese; water lawns ONLY before 10 a.m. or after 9 p.m. to avoid water evaporation = saving our water supply; NEVER use chemicals to fertilize gardens and lawns, or to spray trees/shrubbery = improving safety of nature's creatures, lessening pollution to our water sheds, and lowering production of chemicals; take SERIOUS the recycling IMPORTANCE = lessen land-fills, utilizing multi-uses for goods; etc. etc.
It's about TIME that WE THE PEOPLE take some of the BLAME for what we allow, and support, in our lifestyles. If WE DO NOTHING, IT IS OUR INDIVIDUAL LEGACY, TOO!
Matt 7:2-5 "For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged"
Blessings ~ ~ Micke
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/9/2008
An extremely shameful legacy for all of us, I'd say;
In the once very proud, and world leading, U S of A.


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