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AIR RAGE
By Miller H Caldwell
Posted: Monday, June 09, 2008
Last edited: Monday, June 09, 2008
This short story is rated "G" by the Author.
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Mandy just happened to be a blond.

Mandy, wearing a tight short dress and a low neck-line, made her way from economy class to First Class accommodation aboard the 747. She sat down drawing the attention of the air hostess.

"Excuse me madam, you have an economy ticket. This is First Class accommodation. You must return to your seat."

Mandy looked up at her. "I am blond and beautiful and I'm going to Denver." She remained seated.  The Fist Officer was called to the scene.

"Excuse me Madam, may I escort you back to your seat in Economy class?"

"I said, I am blond and beautiful and I'm going to Denver so I'm staying here."

The Fist Officer sought the advice of the Captain.

"I have experience of blonds", he said. "I'll have a word with her."  The Captain entered First Class and approached Mandy. He bent forward and whispered into her ear. Immediately Mandy got up and returned to her Economy seat.

The first Officer was amazed at the Captain's success. "What did you say to her?"

"Simple", said the Captain. "I told her that First Class was not landing in Denver."


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Reviewed by m j hollingshead
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Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson
Great story, I was laughing at the end....M

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