Sitting on a park bench on a warm sunny afternoon is a very old grey haired man with wrinkly skin yet a contented face. A young girl approaches and asks him to tell her how he achieved a happy long life.
"Well, my dear I drink a bottle of whisky every day as well as three bottles of beer. I smoke 30 cigarettes a day and I get as much heroine as I can get hold of."
"Wow, that's amazing. Is that what has made you live as long as you have?"
"Indeed it has."
"And can I ask, how old are you?"
"Thanks for asking. I'll be 26 next week."