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A Bird on A Bubblegum
By Richard J Kallao
Thursday, September 24, 2009

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The birds sat on my laundry and I tried to scat them away but they didn't go anywhere .' Why don't you go away ? ' I asked .

' We can't we're stuck,' they told me , they were . My husband had eating gum . I knew how to get even with him . He came out and ask me where his pants were and I gave it to him after putting them on , he scratch his but and looked and saw two crows still stuck to them .

' Why did you leave them there ? ' She laughed and shrugged her head

' Like you when you forgot to tell me about the bubblegum on your pants I forgot .' she told him smiling .She scratched her own but teasing him . And she laughed at him too instead .He just look at me and scratched his but instead .

The crows start yelling at me ,' Please let us go it's hard to breath down here .' They both coughed and screamed too .

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