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Church Bazaar Kite
By Sage Sweetwater
Posted: Sunday, August 22, 2010
Last edited: Wednesday, February 27, 2013
This short story is rated "PG13" by the Author.

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Church Bazaar Kite

....The rope clothesline was strung just for the day. The wooden clothespins were clasped together praying to Jesus that the ladies' dishtowels garlanded with a garden of the Lord's fruit on display would find a home in a Christian kitchen.

....The easy lattice pie crust offered a peek of the Garden of Eden fruit within. Five strips vertically across the pie, the second and fourth strips folded back, another strip crossing at the center, folding back the first, third and fifth like bible verses, perfect and so damn straight and filled with hot, piping gospel.

....Gay kites flew in rainbow colors, a Christian cowboy hung, ripped and cut with abs Jesus would have inquired about, wondering if the gay Christian cowboy was built from an earthly rival of Jesus'. Jesus added the bronze to man, but the abs were some other god's creation. Lane Frost's spirit soared high in the air over Brokeback Mountain when the Christian cowboy reeled out the kite string bound for heaven. It was quite a show. The Christian cowboy was vying for that Cross beltbuckle with horns and thorns. Riding bulls is easier than flying a kite keeping it up in the air in the Christian version of Survivor. It takes a lot of skill to get your kite to fly higher than all the rest.

Copyright All Ms. Sage Sweetwater, Sundance Wife, firebrand lesbian novelist


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Reviewed by D Johnson 8/22/2010
Your story reminds me of the novel, "The Kite Runner", only yours has a cuter twist.

Cheers,
Dan


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