I think I will pretend that I am sick. I don't want to go to school. We have a big state test tomorrow, and I don't want to take it. I'm scared that I'll get a bad grade on it, and if I do, mommy and daddy will be mad at me.
What can I say that I am sick with? A cold? Pneumonia? (Looked that one up, so I could spell it right.) The flu? The measles? Chickenpox? The mumps?
I know what to do to make the thermometer get hot: stick it under running hot water, then immediately stick it in my mouth, so when mommy checks on me, she'll think that I have a bad fever.
I'll also make my voice all weak-sounding so she thinks I'm sick and then she'll have to let me stay home!
That way, I can stay in bed and read all my Spider-Man and Super-Man comic books, watch Nickolodeon all day, or read some of my favorite books (I like the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books). Then I don't have to worry about no stupid test!
The test that the state is doing has questions in every subject. Reading. Writing (English). Math. History. Science. Music. Art. I know I'm good at writing, reading, math, and art, but music, history, and science: not so much. I try hard in those classes, but they're still hard for a little third-grader like me.
I don't want my mommy or daddy to be mad at me for bad grades! I want to be able to go on vacation this summer, not go to summer school and spend all summer behind a stupid desk!! School during the year is bad enough; I don't even want to THINK about going to school in the summertime, too!!
Well, I gotta get up and work on my plan. Hopefully I can pull it off, but mommy and daddy are a lot smarter than I think they are. Hm. Gonna have do do some big-time thinking, so I can pull this off!!!!