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The why and the why nots....
By kj Force
Wednesday, April 27, 2011

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How we pride ourselves in our approach to child rearing.

My husband has never refused the responsibility of the title disciplinarian.
When our daughter was 5 years old, she wasguilty of breaking a house rule , I don't remember what it was, but Daddy stepped up to the plate togive his speech on"Thewhy and the why nots"...I knew he was in trouble from the start, it was as though he was speaking to his employees at a meeting.
Now Dad was a tallman andhad always insisted that the children look at him and focus,when he had these talks and this was no exception. To my amazement her eyes were glued on him and I could tell he was in his glory, he loved power.Anyway his speech went on for 12 minutes,when finally he asked " Now what did you learn from this ?
do you have anything to say?"
She looked at him and said....
"Daddy did you know when you talk, your nostrils open up wide and the hairs in your nose wiggle ?"
I fell to the floor with silent laughter.....he left the room speechless...

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Reviewed by kj Force 5/2/2011
Really funny's true we never realize the affect we have on children.I could imagine how good your husband was feeling when he thought he was actually getting his message across,then poof!!I enjoyed the story,look forward to reading you book which I just purchased..M.Smart

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