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Love Talk When the Kids Are Asleep
By Lonnie Hicks
Posted: Friday, June 03, 2011
Last edited: Friday, June 03, 2011
This short story is rated "R" by the Author.
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Innuendo Can Be Fun

He said when I see you at night my toga expands
She said when I see you from behind I think of cantaulope pistons

He said when I see you in your nightgown I think of milkshakes

She said I always notice when you scratch and hold.

He said I like when you dress up like a pirate and think of Johnny Deep

She said I like to see you get in the car in tight jeans.

He said I like it when I see you get in the car in a tight dress

She said I dream of coming to the office in nothing but a trench coat.

He said, I like to point at you without using my hands.

She said, I like it when you play horse

He said I like it when  you play cowgirl

She said I like it when you feed me snickers bars

He said I iike it when you gave me a beer bath.

Ditto she said on the milk bath.

He said I like to pull your hair gently and think of shampoo

She said, when I come down the stairs all dressed up I want to see you faint.

He said I like you to to rub your hands over my chest, look up and have your eyes roll back in your head.

She said I like when you sneak a peek at me in the shower.

He said I like when you sneak a peek at me in the shower.

They pulled the moon down for the night to use as a night light.



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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Hey thanks for the ideas. We oldsters need some helpful suggestions sometimes. Patrick
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
I can almost imagine the couple bantering back and forth with these, Lonnie......neat.....and that last line is beautiful!!!!!


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