For weeks I have been experiencing weird happenings going on ... mainly in the disappearance of food items, several pairs of panty hose, and other stuff.
I thought it was my husband at first, but then I knew it couldn't be him because why would he be using my pantyhose (unless he was acting kinky behind my back)?
If I knew my husband, he is anything BUT kinky. He is a MAN with a capital M. Besides, he's a pastor. :)
He is a wonderful hjman being, a great husband and father: everything a man should be.
I think tonight I am going to put a video camera in the kitchen. That way, I can capture the "thief" on film and get to the bottom of this mystery once and for all.
I know it can't be the children. Well, maybe it could be, but the video that will come out as a result of this will tell the tale (HA!). I have got to get to the bottom of this! All of this weirdness is starting to get on my LAST nerve!
~To be continued.!~