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Tweets for New Year's Resolutions and Other Fictions
By Lonnie Hicks
Posted: Monday, January 02, 2012
Last edited: Tuesday, December 31, 2013
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The Best New Year's Resolution, some years, is not to make new year's resolutions and thereby surprise your self if one comes true .

"The New Year's Resolution which is most meaningful is one where one vows to get into a better relationship with one's self."

"The problem with my New Year's Resolutions is that by the next year I have forgotten what I vowed or have rationalized them away by then."

"The best new year is the one where you don't bring 
Hostages to Fortune into the new year with you."

"I always make New Years Eve resolutions: have a drawer full of them."

"New Year's Resolutions which enlist the aid of others have the best chance of succeeding."

"The test of American culture is that no one will tear up a dollar bill."

"In my youth I was very smart but growing older and making money dropped my IQ by 25 points."

I would make New Year's Resolutions but with the drinking and everything, I can never remember what they were, or can.

"Each January I realize how many things I had put off till the end of the year and then the bills come in in January and I faint."

 "The secret of a long-lasting relationship is where each person asks the question "Will this matter next new year's eve?"

"A bad relationship is one where one loves war and the other loves peace so new year's is often the only time of a truce."

"When you are twenty-something you have to decide which is worse, a bad relationship or being alone. By 35 you have made a decision usually on new year's eve."

"There should be "dumped" parties every new years eve where everyone tells their stories, and drink too much."

Most the population is Virgo, and this is explained by what happens after New Year's Eve Parties.


The problem with New Year's Eve stuff is that I am forced to remember last year and people now gone. So what's am I celebrating again?

 "I said I wouldn't use the credit cards this year, but I say that every new year's eve."

"He said: "Every New Year's Eve I vow to get in shape-right after this Champagne."

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Many pearls of wisdom contained here, mostly learned through experience I'd guess. I liked your French comment. I've got two mortgages. Does that give me two lives or half lives? Patrick
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
I never make resolutions....but every year I strive to be a better person...letting the past guide me, while not dragging it around on my back. Happy New Year, Lonnie!


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