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By Richard J Kallao
Wednesday, October 03, 2012

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in honor of Airplane,Groundhog Day or any movie that made me laugh .

' Getty Up,' he then said but the horse did not move a stranger in a dark blue clothing and he shook his head .' Sorry sir that this horse is for kids children not a real horse you know .' The man then too reluctnant got off the horse knowing it was not real ,then he  looked at the stranger and smiled .
 

' I know it wasn't real but I then  had a pet horse and it looked like him,' the man remembered sitting on a similiar horse on his farm but never thought why the neighbors were staring at him .The cruise terminal was filled with people today some not knowing why they were there or how come,and the terminal moved back and forth that is depending on which side you moved toward .
 

' All hands  feet must then  stay behind the blue wavy line ,' came a woman's voice over loud speakers in the terminal,' If not we have our own live shark to make sure you do.' And then  they did, a live shark swam in a mote .When people then boarded the cruise ship a bridge would come down and they walk across it .

 

' All hands then start boarding the S.S. Sappy ,please no middle finger pointing, you'll be scrubbing the poop deck .' All hands started boarding the ship as the bridge was lowered it  down .Suddenly a groundhog appeared following the hands,he started rubbing his stomach and laughed he smiled
 

,' Lunch is served .'
 

 

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