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The Topography of Pornography
By Morgan McFinn
Friday, October 12, 2012

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The Topography of Pornography…

 

      Occasionally, when my wife is out of station, I ‘surf the net’ for porn sites. Mind you, I don’t do it often. Did I say ‘occasionally’? ‘Rarely’ would be a better word to apply. I rarely surf the net for porn sites. And, when I say rarely, what I really mean is almost never. In fact, if I did so any less frequently than I do, it would be never. Nevertheless, I rarely do so occasionally.

      The United States, despite its prurient veneer, is the biggest producer of pornography in the world. Consequently, the vast majority of the porn sites feature young American women. Most of them are very pretty young American women. What is particularly staggering is the number of them. There are thousands of these sites and each site displays photos of thousands of young women. Very pretty young women, I might add. Or, have I already mentioned that?

      So, thousands of sites each featuring thousands of extremely pretty young women. I mean, how many awesome looking young women are there in the U.S.? Roughly speaking, I figure fourteen million, six-hundred and seventy-five thousand, nine-hundred and forty something…forty-one or forty-two. I can’t remember exactly. That’s just a wild approximation based upon my rarely occasional perusals. Are there still a few gorgeous young American girls lurking in the hinterlands who haven’t had lascivious photos of themselves plastered across the internet? They should stop being so damn coy. Get with the program you little hussies! Given all the duplicitous and draconian prohibitions against prostitution in America, porn sites are a last recourse for sex starved adults…both, men and women.

      And, how about all the lesbian sites, for christsake? I’ve never seen a good-looking, real, live lesbian in my life. They’re all on the internet. Not that I have any objection to lesbians. I like everything they like. In fact, I’ve often considered myself to be a lesbian…trapped in a male’s body.

      Many of the sites provide bio information on the models…birthplace, age, education, physical attributes (redundant, to say the least), preferred sexual positions, etc. Also, strange venues they’ve had sex…laundromats, pool tables, elevators, phone booths, public toilets, movie theatres, highway rest areas, hospital supply rooms, church pews and so on and so forth. These girls are copulating everywhere…well, other than a bedroom. Some viewers compliment the sites that provide this bio information. “I feel like I know these girls,” wrote one person. “Heather is such a genuine human being…innocent and endearing. What great boobs!” I must have missed Heather. Then again, I don’t make a point of remembering their names or any of the other bio info on them. It’s not likely that I’m going to run into any of them and, if I did, they’d being wearing clothes so I wouldn’t recognize them anyway.

      There isn’t nearly as much demand for porn sites in Thailand and Cambodia as there is in the U.S. where porn movies probably outsell all other genres combined. “Gone with the Wind’, ‘Casablanca’, ‘The Sound of Music’…forget them! Those movies don’t even come close to the popularity of porno films. Here in Southeast Asia, there is no need to restrict yourself to carnal, cinematic voyeurism. Opportunities to experience the real McCoy are plentiful. And, not just with prostitutes. Flirting is still an acceptable art form in this part of the world. If it leads to something more tangible, that’s acceptable, as well. All women enjoy sex. The difference is that Asian women aren’t so ashamed about it. The conundrum is that, although every Asian man wants to marry a virgin, he wants his wife to behave like a whore in bed. Asian women know that which is why they like to learn a few tricks before getting married. They still manage to look like innocent virgins on their wedding day. These girls are nothing if not clever and cunning. Oh yeah…and, very manipulative.

      I’ve been out of the game for quite a while…but, it was great fun while it lasted. As for pornography…I would much rather be manipulated by a real, live woman than self-manipulating to the likes of heather.  

 

 

 

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/31/2012
As I have stated before, I love your sense of humor and your satirical wit, Morgan.

This sentence does not seem "right" to me: "...if I did, they’d being wearing clothes so I wouldn’t recognize anyway."

I always appreciate it when others point out my typos and such because I often make some and, for some reason, I don't see them myself until someone else points them out.

Thank you for sharing. Best regards,

Regis
Reviewed by J Howard 10/12/2012
your quirky dry humor reads loud and clear here. even with "such" a sensitive topic as this...i loved it...your stories make me smile, inspite of myself! another fabo story-

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