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Molly and The Beast
By John Michael Domino
Posted: Saturday, March 02, 2013
Last edited: Sunday, March 03, 2013
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This was told to me and it was too funny but also all so true . So I am passing it on to you...

This is a story about an old Christian woman name Molly who was interviewed by an atheist reporter on CNN.


Reporter: I understand you Christians LOVE everyone. Is that correct?
Molly: Yes sir, that is a commandment.


Reporter: I guess you have something good to say about everyone.
Molly: Yes, sir everyone has some good in them, no matter who they are we are all God's children and he has given us gifts.


Reporter: Is that so?
Molly: Yes, sir!


Reporter: Well Molly, what would you say to the devil himself if he stood here right beside us. Would you have a good word for him?


Molly: Yes sir, since this world is going to hell in a handbasket, so I would tell him that he is a very, very hard worker.


Reporter: Hey guys, I am getting nowhere. Let's cut!


 

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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 3/3/2013
She sounds delightful!!! And very smart too...thanks for the smiles, John...

Blessings,
Anna
Reviewed by Barbara Henry 3/3/2013
Delightful John,and it is true! Our only enemy is a very,very,hard worker.
Thank you for sharing this with us, and continued success.

Barbara J Henry
Reviewed by Paul Berube 3/3/2013
lol Good one, John!
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 3/3/2013
I guess, “The devil made her do it.”

It would be nice if you could verify that the story was, “true.” So many stories like this are not, just portrayed as such and quite pathetic. Labeling a reporter as, “atheist,” and then making fun of him, would be like having an atheist pick fun of a Christian. Any CNN reporter would be asking serious questions and not be there to pick fun of any Christian.

What would Christ do?

Ron
Reviewed by Budd Nelson 3/3/2013
yes quite funny
budd
Reviewed by Carol Phelan Aebby 3/3/2013
Very funny indeed!
With respect,
Carol Phelan Aebby

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