||Wilde City Press, LLC
||Dec 3, 2014
This holiday season, it's not just turkey's getting stuffed!
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The holidays are a time for visiting with family and friends, and sharing tales of peace, childlike innocence, and good will towards all mankind. These are not those stories. Instead, sit back and allow yourself to be regaled with the colorful adventures of toy-themed parties with a twist, the future of Elf Enforcement, misfit sex toys at the North Pole, the mysterious Workshop 69, special delivery packages, and a serious case of mistaken identity. This year, the Butt-thology authors cordially invite you to join them in creating a new tradition.
Butt Babes In Boyland
Review: An amazing list of stories that will have you laughing your ass off. It was a blast to read and I am glad to have had a chance to read it. Christmas stories, Santa and his wife, naughty elves, fox shifters, humans and a whole lot of naughty times.
THE HALF LIFE OF PUMPKIN PIE by Shae Connor ♥♥♥♥♥ 5
Wilbur not only hated his name but didnít really care for the holidays. He had gotten talked into coming to a party and was bringing a pumpkin pie. Things didnít go so well at the party but when Vin called from the bakery to tell him something was wrong with his card his world started going a lot better.
These two were very hot together. I wasnít too sure about Wilbur at first but I loved the way they just seemed to click. I would have wished that this story been a bit longer because these two just seemed to heat up my home. It was a very good story with a bit of humor; ok a lot of humor in it.
Elf Confidence by Kiernan Kelly ♥♥♥♥♥ 5
This story was a blast to read, a bit quirky but what do you expect from an author with a sense of humor. We are in the land of the elves and Santa Claus. Although I never once thought about elves making sex toys. Zook was head of this department and was not as happy as he could be. They were a bunch of pranksters. That is until someone tried to blow up building sixty nine. He heads to complain and ends up with Roger. A very hot elf that turns him on.
This story was filed with a lot of humor that had me laughing throughout the whole story. Not to mention when Roger and Zook got going strong we are talking about melting the snow around them. For this type of story, the length was perfect for it. A great story to read during a cold spell with a glass of hot cider.
Its A Wonderful Lube by Kage Alan ♥♥♥♥ 4
Well letís just say that with a title that has the word lube in it you can tell that it was going to be a major blast to read. I have never laughed my head off so much as I did with this story. Although I must admit that when two very sexy men getting it on. This was a truly funny story. Wesley worked security for Santa but for most of his life he had been dreaming of Ethan. Now Ethan was Santaís son who had passed some time ago. It was up to Wesley to bring him back and unite their lives together.
This was a blast to read and the story was amazing. A bit to quirky for me though. It just flowed off the pages. I have got to check out the other books by this amazing author. It was a fun read but it seemed more sexual then anything. I mean everyone was all about sex. I had a blast reading this story.
Overnight Delivery by Jevocas Green ♥♥♥ 3
This was a cute little story about a man named Justin who only wanted love. He had planned on going to a club with his friends, but his boss wanted him to work late. The night had a magical tune to it, and letís just say he wasnít disappointed. Magic brought him a hot man for the night, but by morning he had found true love in the man of his dreams.
Like I said it was a cute story but for me it was missing something more. Now the fact that it is Christmas time that things heat up really fast. The sex was amazing although it was a bit strange. I did love the ending however. It just comes off so tantalizing and very hot. I would have wanted to see more about Justin and Xander.
The Isle Of Misfit Sex Toys by J.P. Barnaby ♥♥♥♥ 4
What does one say when the sex toys think they are completely broken. Bob, Candy, Ben, Wally and so on were created a while back but have been hiding since Bobís maker passed away. Bob just wanted to be where he was loved even though he was broke. It took a very special elf to realize what he needed most. Ralph had a heart of gold and was all tempted by this sexy little gift.
This was the strangest story I have ever read, but I have to tell you that it was a blast. I have not laughed so hard in quite a while. The heat definitely melts the snow around the North Pole. And talking about poles, this was a very yummy story.
For Fox Sake by T.C. Blue ♥♥♥♥♥ 5
Yoshi and Nick had been mated when Yoshi was abducted and sold into slavery. He had been missing for thirty years. He had decided to either die or escape; he could not have sex with another female if his life expected it. So escape he did and he found his way to the one man who loved him no matter what. Nick on the other hand knew that something had happened to his mate, but what he found was not what he expected. He had gotten his mate back and that was what mattered to him.
This story was a bit harder to follow, however it was a really amazing story and I hope that there is more to this in a future story. I had a blast reading it and canít wait to check out the rest of this authorís work. Not to mention it was hot enough to melt the snow.
Overall: You put the whole book together and I can guarantee that this will make you laugh your ass off and have a fun time. It will give you pretty much everything you could want in a story, except for length. I wished that some of these stories were a bit longer because they were amazing.
This anthology was amazing and full of fun to read. I would recommend reading this especially if you love the idea of a naughty North Pole. You have a group of elves that were just full of fun, craziness, naughty ideas and kinky fun. The sex was hot enough to melt the snow around them.
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