Shitz n Gigglez
A compilation of jokes and short stories acquired via e-mail for years. Over six hundred pages of laughs and giggles.
Everybody gets silly jokes, and funny stories in their e-mail, right? Well, I decided to compile some of the tamer stuff into a book for those who may want easy access to the humor, or a good read for the rest room, or just general laughs to share.
Every evening as I’m lying here in my bed,
This tiny little prayer keeps running through my head
God bless my mom and dad and bless my little pup
Look out for my sister when things aren’t looking up
God, there’s one more thing I wish that you could do
Hope you don’t mind me asking but please bless my computer too?
Now I know that’s not normal to bless a mother board
Just listen a second while I explain to you ‘My Lord’
You see, that little metal box holds more to me than odds and ends
Inside those small compartments rest all of my ‘Best Friends’
I sure know they like me by the kindness that they give
And this scrap of metal is how I go to where they live
By faith is how I know them much the same as you
I share in what life brings them from that our friendship grew
‘Please’ take an extra minute from your duties up above
To bless this scrap of metal that’s filled with so much love!