AuthorsDen.com   Join (Free!) | Login  

     Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
   Services MarketPlace (Free to post!)
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    eBOOKS new!     BOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    EVENTS    VIDEOS    GOLD    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Lisa Loucks Christenson, iWalt Hardester, iDavid Schwinghammer, iJames Milward, iRobert Wood, iJill Eisnaugle, iD.L. Carroll, i

  Home > Humor > Books Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Randy Stensaas

· Become a Fan
· Contact me
· Sponsor Me!
· Books
· Articles
· Stories
· Blog
· 36 Titles
· 43 Reviews
· Add to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Nov, 2009

Randy Stensaas, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.




Featured Book
Jodi's Journey
by Rita Hestand

The war was over. The town of Esser Crossing ebbed closer to a slow death while Jodi Parker and Hunter Johnson fought desperately with one last chance to save..  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members


Featured Book
When Horses Had Wings
by Diana Estill

A young mother tries to escape her rural Texas environment and her violent, garbage-collecting husband...  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members



Max and Me Life in the Boondocks
by Randy Stensaas   

Share this with your friends on FaceBook
Books by Randy Stensaas
· A Horse called H-Bomb
· Second Time Around Humor and Wisdom
                >> View all

Category: 

Humor

ISBN-10:  0557512328 Type: 
Pages: 

144

Copyright:  June 10 2010 ISBN-13:  9780557512324
Fiction

Remember being a kid and growing up? Well these two do all the crazy stuff you remember and then some. Just growing up is an adventure; with these two it is a miracle.

Amazon
Lulu
Barnes & Noble.com
rags book store

This is a collection of short stories about the adventures, or misadventures, of two best friends. These stories are based on stuff I have done growing or things my friends have done. I have been working on these stories for years. Now as I look back on these stories and those times, I am amazed that I lived to grow up or that any of us did.


Excerpt

I reached out to climb over and grabbed the wire. WAHOOO, that fence bit me and knocked my butt to the ground, I jerked my hand back shaking it, “Ow” I said, “that smarts”, like I had any.

Now I had had a little experience with electric from welding the bucking barrels. So being the genius that I was, one of the three geniuses standing around, I told the other two that if we got the fence wet it would shut it down.

Now Max being the genius that he was came up with the idea of peeing on the fence. I looked at Bubba, he looked at me, and we both shrugged our shoulders and said it sounded like a good idea. I mean why wouldn’t it; we were all geniuses weren’t we?

So Max proceeds to pee on the fence.

The blood curling scream that came from him permanently gave me goose bumps and it was a week before I could keep my hair from standing straight up. I shut my eyes to keep from laughing, it didn’t help.

When I opened my eyes Max was still peeing on fence and he was yelling and jumping around like a flea in a skillet.

I shut my eyes again and when I looked again he was bouncing up and down like a jack hammer. I mean he was dancing all over the place and no matter how much he danced or bounced up and down that fence was not letting go of him. He was trapped like a mouse in a trap, like he was super glued to that fence.

He kept bouncing and screaming, screaming and bouncing. After what seemed like forever, he finally ran dry and the fence let go of him, I swear I heard that fence giggle when it let go, and he fell to the ground looking like a sunburned dried up old raisin.




Want to review or comment on this book?
Click here to login!


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!





Featured Book
Cleave
by William DeVault

An all-digital edition of 69 of the Romantic Poet of the Internet's intense and seductive works...  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members


Featured Book
DELUSIONS — Pragmatic Realism
by Stan Law (aka Stanislaw Kapuscinski)

Dedicated to Richard Dawkins,in gratitude for many hours of enjoyable reading. While he and I don’t always see eye to eye, the doctor might find, here, additional argumen..  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members




Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us


Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.