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Hoof Hearted
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Humor

Publisher:  Create Space ISBN-10:  1481158759 Type: 
Pages: 

240

Copyright:  Aug 12013 ISBN-13:  9781481158756
Fiction

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A Liverpool born boy with a dream
A horse used to pulling milk and cream
The worlds greatest steeplechase; the Grand National.

Set in Liverpool during the 1960s, comedy of errors about a boy wanting to be the owner of the winning horse of the grand National. An impossible dream maybe. Recruiting the help from a retired trainer, a drunken bum of a burnt out jockey. A close school mate and the Landlord of a public house called the Cock and Pullet. . They set out on an impossible dream. A story of mayhem, comedy, sadness that bounces around with hilarious situations.

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Connor picked up a brick and lobbed it high into the air without Kenny spotting what was going on behind him. It landed in the canal with an enormous splash drenching Kenny from head to foot in foul smelling water. He yelped out loud and shouted. “Wot the ell wuz was dat!”
Connor held out his hands in all innocence. “Dunno mate.” He looked up into the clear blue sky. “Maybe it dropped off a jet liner.”
Kenny wiped his face. “I bloody well stink agen, jist look at the state of me.” He groaned. “And wot did yer mean fell off a jet liner?” He shouted trying to wipe himself down with his hands
“I dunno maybe it’s like being on a train when yer pull der chain in der bog and it dollops onto the railway lines.”
“Wots dat gorra do wid dat big splash?”
Connor tried to keep his face straight. “Well if someone up der in dat jet liner pulled der chain…….”
“Yer joking mate, no turd is gonna make a splash like dat.” Kenny replied watching all the ripples fade away. He looked hard into the water stroking his wet hair. He shook his head. “I can’t see nuffin.”
“I wuz jist saying dats all, it might have bin summit else.”
“Yer like wot?”
“I dunno.”
“I’ll tell yer dis Connor that wuz summit big.”
“Maybe Moby Dick is hiding in der.”
Kenny stamped his feet in a near tantrum. “I ain’t dat


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