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Tired of extra-large-sized living? Tired of not fitting in booths at restaurants? Tired of towels not wrapping all the way around you? Tired of being (do I dare say it out loud?) ... FAT?
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MEC Publications
MEC Publications.
Tired of extra-large-sized living? Tired of not fitting in booths at restaurants? Tired of towels not wrapping all the way around you? Tired of being (do I dare say it out loud?) ... FAT? Just read this wonderful collection of truly original dieting tips and you will be transformed from "Mommy, she scares me!" to "Oh Mama!" You'll no longer have to be a pumpkin or a lump of lard at Halloween. You can be a princess or a super hero or even ... a string bean. I know. It's almost too good to be true. But you have to buy the book to get our life-changing tips. Buy the book. Study the book. Sleep with the book under your pillow at night. You'll be glad you did.
200 pages 200 illustrations
Excerpt
Tip #2
I drop my food on the floor when I don't need the extra calories. Unfortunately this often ends up adding even more.
Tip #14
I decided to bury all my food in a time capsule. When I open it up in a year I will probably say, "Gross, I ate that stuff?"
Or maybe I'll just eat it. It's a tough call.
Tip #31
I like to Google my favorite foods with the search term "dangers." Or "fecal matter."
That usually is enough to give me pause before eating it.
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