Join Free! | Login    
Happy 4th of July!
   Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
Where Authors and Readers come together!


Featured Authors:  Shelley Costello, iJoe, iAlfred Schwab, iDonna Lynch, iDavid Humphrey Sr, iDavid Arthur Walters, iKeith Dyne, i

  Home > Humor > Books Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Gustavo White

· + Follow Me
· Contact Me
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· 101 Titles
· 59 Reviews
· Add to My Library
· Share with Friends!
Member Since: Before 2003

Gustavo White, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

by Gustavo White   

Share this with your friends on FaceBook
Books by Gustavo White
· Nuts
· Daddy's Girl Vignette
· Look at Tat
· Daddy's Girl
                >> View all



He just can't hold it in

               INT. FINAL CUT PRO SUITE - DAY

               PROFESSOR MEANASS is teaching the class when someone gets up. 

                                   PROFESSOER MEANASS
                         Where are you going?

                                   STUDENT #1
                         I'm going to the bathroom.

               The student leaves.  After a while, the student comes back
               and another is leaving.

                                   PROFESSOER MEANASS
                         Now, where are you going?

                                   STUDENT #2
                         I have a meeting with Financial

               Student #2 leaves.  Professor Meanass has had enough.  He
               goes to the door and locks the door.

                                   PROFESSOER MEANASS
                         No one is to leave this room for

               DAVID is standing up and walking over to the garbage can.  He
               crumbles up a taco Bell bag and tosses it in the garbage.  He
               then goes to his seat and sits down  David begins fidgeting.
               He looks like he has a bad case of gas, damn Taco Bell.
               David gets up and tries to go to the door.

                                   PROFESSOER MEANASS
                         Get back to your seat!  You cannot


                                   PROFESSOER MEANASS
                         No buts, back to your seat, now!

               David goes back to his seat defeated.  He starts to fidget
               even more.  LAURA, sitting next to David starts to smell
               something.  She looks over at David and skins up her nose.
               She then moves her chair over.  Student #1, sitting on the
               other side, moves his chair over as well.  The fumes reach
               Professor Meanass and he skins up his nose and continues to

                                   PROFESSOER MEANASS
                         When you edit the Anatole video,
                         you have to show the ship
                         stinking...I mean sinking.

               Other students in the class pick up on the fumes and everyone
               starts to move away from David.  David looks around and seems
               to be visually apologizing to everyone.  Professor Meanass

                                   PROFESSOER MEANASS
                         You see the of editing
                         is to have enough coverage to edit.

               Professor Meanass has had enough, he goes over to the door
               and unlocks it.

                                   PROFESSOER MEANASS
                         If you have to go, GO!

               Everyone leaves the room, doing the doodoo dance, and farting
               on their way out.

Want to review or comment on this book?
Click here to login!

Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!

Popular Humor Books
  1. Punk Slut
  2. Soldier's Gap
  3. Terre Bluff under Attack
  4. The Rock Star in the Mirror (or, How David
  5. Jeremy and the Summer of Stalking
  6. My Twill is Tasted: I Mean…My Tale is Twis
  7. Foot Soldiers
  8. Fairy Tales With A Freudian Flair
  9. Hand in Glove
  10. Jeremy's Little Book of Stalker Greetings

Funny Side Up - The Book by al squitieri,sr

"The stories are timely, but not timeless, and close to universal experiences, out-doing many tired elements around today" (Richard Armour)..  
BookAds by Silver, Gold and Platinum Members

Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us

Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.