Even More Stuff is the second hilarious installment in The World According to Crash Series!
Jim "Crash Cromwell" Henry will tell you that he spends far too much time on Facebook, but now he is putting that time to good use. Many of the stories he tells in this book were tested first on his friends on Facebook. He chose the most interesting, funny and sometimes moving entries to include in this publication.
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Jim "Crash Cromwell" Henry is a father first, author second, but sometimes he finds ways to integrate the two roles into one. The result is The World According to Crash Even More Stuff! Many of the stories in this anthology of humorous anecdotes feature his children, affectionately known as Boy Wonder, the teenager and oldest child, Peanut, the middle child and only girl, and Buddy Boy, the littlest member of the clan. Plus, you will meet their friends, including Fluffernutter, Butter, Booger, Muffin Man and his sister Little Miss Muffet, among others.
PEANUT IS SOOOOOOOOO BUSTED!
Normally I do not need to write much about Peanut, because normally she behaves. Not tonight.
I told her at 7:35 that she had 25 minutes and she needed to be in. I told her I did not want to have to go find her. After getting her brothers settled, I looked at the clock and it was 9 p.m. and there was no sign of Peanut.
So I went down the street to Fluffernutter & Lizzie's house, peered in their bedroom window, and Fluffernutter asked what I wanted. I said, "Peanut knows what I want," and I came home. Then I had time to bring their bikes inside, and still no Peanut.
So I marched back down to Fluffernutter & Lizzie's, knocked on the window again, and stood there until Peanut got up and left the room.
Back in our living room, I read her the riot act. Her explanation? "I lost track of time."
There will be consequences.