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And here is The New MAGNIFIED Version in Plain English:
"As Vinegar and Citric Acid will Dissolve your Precious Teeth, which must be used for a Lifetime of Service to Chew your Foods; and, as Smoke will Burn your Eyes, and Cause you to Cry: so is the Sluggard, the Lazy Slothful Person, to them who send him to do Business --- he will Dissolve their Wealth, and leave Tears in their Eyes: beCause everything that he does must be Redone, or at least Repaired at a Great Expense. Such is the Case with the Average American Wooden / Plastic Potential Firetrap Mouse-infested Cockroach Den, which is Guaranteed to come to Ruin by one Means or another, while the Marbleous Pantheon in Rome is still Standing in all of its Beauty after nearly 2,000 Years, with very little Maintenance, no Insurance, and no Taxes."
Americans have been Blest with hundreds of thousands of Mountains of Rocks, which can be used Wisely for Constructing Various Kinds of Beautiful Planned City States, each of which should Govern itself According to its own Elected Laws and Flexible Rules, so as to not Tax Humble Hardworking People, who are like Sheeps and Goats, in order to Support Conniving People who are like Foxes and Snakes; and thus be Responsible for their own Peace and Prosperity. Indeed, if all People should Learn, Believe, Love, and OBEY "The New MAGNIFIED Version of The TEN COMMANDMENTS," how many Taxes would be Needed? Therefore, with that Good Thought in Mind with a Capital T on Thought, would it not be Wise to Teach all of the little Children to Learn, Believe, Love, and Obey those Commandments, with the Hope that at least a certain Percentage of them would Obey them, and thus at least REDUCE the Taxes, if not Eliminate them? Would it not be WISE to at least Read them in Public Schools, just in case some Child might Want to become like Jesus Christ or one of his Self-disciplined Ones, who could all be Trusted, rather than become a Betrayer of Trust like Judas Iscariot or Bernie Madoff, for Example, who Robbed his own Friends of tens of Billions of Dollars? Remember that Capitalism would Castrate its own Children for the Sake of Ungodly Gain, if it could figure out how to do so, Legally!
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This Inspired Book does not Distort the Truths within the Proverbs of King Solomon; but, the Book only MAGNIFIES those Truths in Plain English, so that even 12-year-old Children can easily Understand them.
Here is the Original King James Version of Proverbs 10:26 ---
"As vinegar to the teeth and smoke to the eyes, so is the sluggard to them that send him."
"O my Spiritual Son, to some Degree we are all Born within the Prison of Lies, Deceptions and Sins, being Locked up in the Darkness of Ignorance, where we can Fall into all Kinds of Deep Dark PITS, and get Lost on Forbidden Paths that Lead us into Hellish Conditions, which are almost too numerous to count. However, there is a Way of Escape from that Awful Prison, by Passing Through the Door of Confession, which is Locked and Unlocked by Means of the KEY of the Knowledge of ALL that is Good and Evil, which Key must be Discovered and Used Wisely before we can Unlock the Door of Confession, which is a very Difficult Door for most Proud People to Pass Through: beCause it Requires Humility of Mind, Honesty, and a Full Confession of ALL Sins, including Dietary Sins; but, behold, most People do not Discover ALL of their Sins, nor even half of them! Indeed, we cannot Rightly Confess that something is WRong, if we have not yet Learned WHY it is WRong; nor can we Rightly Confess that something is Good, if we do not Learn WHY it is Good. Therefore, God has Provided a little Window of Faith, which is up Above us within the Prison of Lies, which will Allow the Light of Truth to Shine into the Darkness of Ignorance; but, only IF our Window of Faith is not Covered up by those Dark Curtains of Doubt and Unbelief! Therefore, Look UP to God, O you Daughters of Love and Happiness, and Pray that the Angel of Mercy will Draw Back those Dark Curtains for you by the Grace of God, and Allow the Light of Truth to Shine into your World of Confusion: so that you can Discover the KEY of the Knowledge of All that is Good and Evil, so that you can Use it Wisely to Unlock the Door of Confession, and thus Escape from the Prison of Sins, into the Blest Paradise of True Happiness, where the Little Birds of Cheerfulness are Singing Praises to their Great King, where you can also Feast for Free on the Sweetest Fruits of Love and JOY from the Tree of Life! Amen." Remember that the Greatest Blessings are FREE of Charge, such as Sunlight, Wind, Rain, Topsoil, Trees, Flowers, Animals, People, and the Words of Truth! Therefore, be Wise for yourself, and Feast on the Fruits of Truth that will Satisfy the Belly of your Mind.