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An Uneducated View of Sex, Food and Politics
by Derek Haines   

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Humor

Publisher:  Createspace ISBN-10:  1449509347 Type: 
Pages: 

214

Copyright:  September 25, 2009 ISBN-13:  9781449509347
Fiction

In between the recipes there are passages of meandering text that are placed in a clever word order so as to create utter confusion for the reader.

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Derek Haines

 Who is DEREK HAINES ? 
What is the meaning of life? 
Where do I fit in the scheme of things?
What is this book about?

If you are looking for answers to the above questions, this is NOT the place to look. This book covers many topics. But none in depth. It doesn’t ask too many questions. So logically from this perspective, it doesn’t answer many questions either. It does however have some recipes.

In between the recipes there are passages of meandering text that are placed in a clever word order so as to create utter confusion for the reader, and include (above all else) phrases in brackets that further test the reader’s patience. There are also (1) and no pictures. 

This book was written in 1998. Today it is 2009. So what has changed? Not much, except I use and Apple uni-boby laptop now to put words into a clever order.

Read the inside stuff now if you dare.

(1) Footnotes to further confuse.





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