But a chance encounter in a bar, while on a weekend of binge drinking and revelry, (and on a dare at that!) which turns out to be frequented by Vampires, leads her down the road to a life that she never knew could exist. After feeling sorry for herself for long enough, our hapless heroine sets off on a quest for revenge against any and everyone who has ever wronged her…and soon sets her evil eyes on one woman in particular whom she has always hated - after crossing words with her in college - and it backfires on her in the worst way.

This quest for the ultimate vengeance against this now, “darling of the Vampire world,” leads to a hilarious and very tongue-in-cheek adventure that will have readers, cheering, laughing until they cry and ultimately exclaiming, “I can’t believe she said…that!”